Post #432342 by woofmutt on Tue, Feb 3, 2009 8:04 PM

From my careful observations of pop culture via television and movies I have noticed that pert near anything one could consider exciting happens at a strip joint where there's lotsa flashing lights, booze, fog machines, and girls girls girls dancing around stripper poles.

Looking around Tiki Central I see plenty of booze, flashing lights, girls, and fog cutters but our only stripper pole is for some reason located in the Test Message Area where it is usually only used by a few people occasionally doing their Stripper-cise! workouts.

Wouldn't Tiki Central benefit significantly from the installation of several more stripper poles? As everyone knows stripper poles are integral to the idea of Tiki Culture, so why do we have so few of them here? Is it political correctness run amok? Are people still believing that old story that stripper poles being made from whale spines and polished with panda fat? Is it an issue with the Internet Site Construction Code? Cuz if it is my cousin Steve in Brooklyn has some connections which could resolve any issues with inspectors pretty danged fast.

I'm not accusing anyone of anything, I'm just wondering.