Post #434315 by Cammo on Sat, Feb 14, 2009 2:29 PM

"i just spend a tone of waisted time will consern that my 3rd grade spelling would make me look like a dumb shit!!! fuck it!! i don't have time to go back to the second grade and learn how to splell all over again!!!!! if you don't know what i mean if i type waste or waist in a coment about this or that then 3who the real dip shit dick weed........ if it aint a science discusion in a court of law! with some majior shit on the line! go f your self with you spelling bees!!!!!!!!!"

Hey Alvin, I've had to translate SoCal to Plain English before, just PM for my rates. Drunk or not, there are some enormous punctuation and usage errors displayed here!

Translation:

I've just spent a ton of wasted time with concerns that my third-grade spelling would make me look like a dumb shit! Fornication! I don't have the time to go back to the second (I think he means third here. Ed.) grade and learn how to spell all over again!
If you don't know what I mean when I type "waste" or rather "waist" in a comment about this or that, then who is the real Dip Shit Dick Weed?
This isn't a scientific discusion in a court of law, with major issues at stake!
Go away now to masturbate with your spelling bee attendees!