Post #436277 by bananabobs on Tue, Feb 24, 2009 11:28 PM

I have found 35 Ralph "Burke" Tyree paintings at the closing of am estate. They are all beyond perfect, the estate was the original Ronald McDonald and this clown knew his stuff! So please make your pathetic offers and allow me to chortle over the ridiculous amount that YOU think they are worth because, and I'm not bragging but I know what they are worth, see I wrote the book in 1997 called the "The Bible of Tiki"
I will not show them here, I have found that by displaying paintings here or anywhere for that matter is not the best way of performing my special magic. I will not post the prices or even descriptions as that would be a violation of my terms and by golly I will not violate my own terms even if you are rude or silly or smell. Come to think of it YOU are breaking my terms READING this so under penalty of my law, stop now. I will know if you email anyone or if your trash is not at the curb by 7:15 am.

[images removed at image owner's request]

Ah ha! I cried to Hanford and had him remove the images, I warn you, do not violate me again, I watched the Oscars and with much Aloha I will fake you out by saying this;
If you don't buy it...that's okay, it is so good, I'll eat it myself.