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Post #45155 by Atomic Cocktail on Tue, Jul 29, 2003 3:16 PM

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Emspace,

Did Icke ever perform a song about his "philosophy"? 'Cause in my book your not a true crackpot until you sing. My favorite, "With Eckankar" by Sri Darwin Gross.

Hey, I'm starting my own crackpot religion!We're gonna drink mass-quantities of sugar cane alcohol drinks, Dream about having sex with scantily clad Polynesian girls and worship wooden idols. The spiritual head will be a laid-back central European with a rum-crazed look in his eye.

Our Song:

When BigBro will call you,
Any night, any day.
You better run to his island,
Drink away, drink away...

Better yet, How about we live in a destroyed subterranean New York City and worship an atomic bomb?

"May the blessing of the bomb and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout descend upon us all"

SORRY FOR GETTING SO FAR OFF TOPIC

VITCO!


"Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah..."

[ Edited by: Atomic Cocktail on 2003-07-29 15:17 ]