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V VampiressRN Grand Member (1 year) Sun City Lincoln Hills (NorCal) Joined: Nov 23, 2006 Posts: 6166	V VampiressRN Posted posted on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 6:26 PM Deep under cover with MI-5 as an S&M Specialist, I can monitor your room crawl activities and if you should you succumb to a bad case of syphilis with too many whip wounds, simply assume the position and I will shoot you up with some nice thick penicillin, give you a bed bath, and tie you up in leathers when you start howling at the moon...or if I find you hanging by your belt in the closet, I can throw ya on the floor...clear...zap your chest at 400 joules, inflate your lungs with the fireplace bellows and apply ointment to reduce the scars on your neck...yes I have a license to heel...and I do like my martinis shaken or stirred.

Deep under cover with MI-5 as an S&M Specialist, I can monitor your room crawl activities and if you should you succumb to a bad case of syphilis with too many whip wounds, simply assume the position and I will shoot you up with some nice thick penicillin, give you a bed bath, and tie you up in leathers when you start howling at the moon...or if I find you hanging by your belt in the closet, I can throw ya on the floor...clear...zap your chest at 400 joules, inflate your lungs with the fireplace bellows and apply ointment to reduce the scars on your neck...yes I have a license to heel...and I do like my martinis shaken or stirred.

Post #462014 by VampiressRN on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 6:26 PM