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Post #462573 by little lost tiki on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM

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Dear Little Lost
My question is,should Hawaiian shirts be tucked in or worn out? I wear mine out to hide my done-lapped disease.
Sincerely
mudbone

Dearest mudbone,
Hawaiian shirts should always be worn out.
This facilitates the breathing and comfort of the more "prosperous" bellies...
Tucking in a Hawaiian shirt is taboo throughout the world
unless you work at the ChartHouse or some fancy establishment.
(which shouldn't require Hawaiian shirts in the first place)
The wearing out of the Hawaiian shirt and the "coverin-o-the-gut"
also helps the wearer's chances of scoring with Hot babes...
Thanks for the inquiry,Mr. bone!:)