Post #470534 by little lost tiki on Mon, Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM

On 2009-07-20 17:25, Tiki Joe's Pop frantically blurted:
Dear LLT-
Tomorrow, my wife will be 5 days overdue with our second child. What are your family secrets for inducing labor? Spicy Food? Ricardo Mantelban movies? Please let us know as we are going coo-coo over the waiting.
Your etc~
Mr & Mrs. TJP

Andy!
I'm soooo sory,but my lawyer has advised me not to tell you about the
"Trampoline method" or "Hard Hug therapy" that have helped my family
birth hundreds of spawn,some more fortunate than others...

Now quit reading and go comfort mrs. TikiJoe'sPop!
and don't worry about a thing
this has happened for thousands of years!
it may not come when you want it
but it's always right on time!
happy new soon-to-be-born baby!