Post #474166 by GROG on Mon, Aug 3, 2009 5:22 PM

PAIPO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday.

Did you know that Kinny is fat, smelly, and that he was sexually molested by the family pet when he was young? (never should've gotten him that pony for Christmas--"Hi-ho Trigger!") Furthermore, he is actually bald. He wears a hairpiece. He's permanently impotent from a botched sex-change operation he had shortly after leaving the military.(Don't ask, don't tell) He doesn't really do his own artwork. He has a handful of illegal aliens he keeps chained in his studio that he has trained to paint in his style. As they die from malnourishment, he just drives to Homedepot and picks up a few more. He goes through about 35 a year. Puppies fear him (with good reason). He served time for mail fraud and racial discrimination. And he secretly hates everything Tiki and just gets on here so he can make fun of people and talk about them behind their backs.

And, he just had a birthday, too.

P.S. He gave up devil-worshipping to become an Athiest after he was kicked out of Scientology and banned by the Branch Davidians.