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Post #479050 by little lost tiki on Mon, Aug 24, 2009 8:02 AM

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sigh...
what a lame bunch of questions..
amateurs....

On 2009-08-19 10:31, Rob Roy asked:
Is there a all-meat substitute for the chicken milk bomb?

No Sir!
the Tofu/Soy bomb dosen't break down as fast
and may remain inactive for MONTHS
whereas the Chicken milk Bomb only tales about a week to activate....

Here's a question for you all..
Do any of you KNOW what a chicken milk bomb is? or does?
If not,then are y'all just trying to be funny?
amateurs..

On 2009-08-19 10:39, The Gnomon pondered:

here's a question..
Why doesn't Ken get any SERIOUS questions!?!?!?!?!?
:lol:

GROG said that it would cause you great mental anguish and irreparable brain damage.

I know. I thought the same thing. What's wrong with that? People pay good money to get that stupid, but I figured if I was gonna get GROG to complete my set of bar stools, I should probably play along. Here's the first one.

Just five more to go.
I make the stool. GROG just has to sit down on them.

Dearest Gnomon,
it's obvious this is a HOAX question
because of one simple fact....
GROG was castrated after Spring Break 30000000 BC
after all the tribe's children were born bald and half-witted...
Callin Shenanigans on the Bogus question.....

On 2009-08-19 08:25, little lost tiki wrote:
Chicken Milk bomb,as most of you know.
Is the premiere way to facilitate revenge from a distance
and you only need 3 ingredients!
the "milk" in said Chicken Milk bomb is from a cow
(or goat,if that's available)
Thanks for the question,Kiki!

NOW you tell me! Do you realize how many roosters it takes to get two cups of chicken milk? Naturally, you can't milk the hens since chickens ain't mammals. You also have to put up with roosters following you around all over the place for weeks. 8)

As for the second query....
obviously,sir, you know nothing of the chicken milk bomb
if you did,your questions would ring more intelligently...

Question for y'alls....
Why hasn't some Einstein asked what a chicken milk bomb is,yet?
Slow to the pickup,these kids....

On 2009-08-21 12:28, hoolie wondered:
LLT,
I sat down and created a few stools this morning. What's the best way to ship them to Grog?
~Hoolie
p.s. a fast reply would be appreciated as I expect to stay on my artistic schedule with production.

Dear hoolie,
stools would constitiute a biohazard and may fall unde the jurisdiction of the Homeland Security Act..
FEDEX next day,but i DO NOT condone it....

On 2009-08-21 14:48, Mai Tai pleaded:
Dear Kinny,
Do you have a cure for the common, or uncommon, cold? I have many events to attend this weekend, and can't get sidelined.
Yours truly,
-Sniffling in San Francisco

Bill!-sorry, i don't.....ask Lester!

[ Edited by: little lost tiki 2009-08-24 08:04 ]