Post #489240 by Mai Tai on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 5:04 PM

On 2009-10-12 08:43, 1961surf wrote:
Hey Mai Tai...your sense of humor really fails to amuse me.
A comedian you are not..but while you are at it..why don't you kiss my ass!!

We've already come up with a few reasons why I can't kiss your ass, but since you asked, let's outline them in a Top 5 list for you. Drum roll, please...

The top 5 reasons why I can't kiss 1961surf's ass:
5. you better take your diaper off first
4. How much does it cost to kiss your ass anyways? I sent you a PM but haven't heard back yet.
3. I would, but your "Rare Toes on the Nose Shag shirt available XXL" is in the way
2. Your "Womens hand beaded Hula girl purse" is in the way, too

1. I would kiss your ass, but my lips are already firmly planted on a Tiki Kaimuki Kapulapu Bumatay mug.

If you need further reasons, I'm sure all of us can add to the list. :wink: