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Post #491435 by little lost tiki on Mon, Nov 2, 2009 9:13 AM

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Jason,Limbo Lizard,
thank you for your uninformed ,albeit amusing contributions to this thread...

On 2009-10-27 10:43, Chip and Andy raised up their heads from their drink in unison and asked:
Dear Little Lost Tiki......
Where did the world go wrong that there are so many horrible recipes available all claiming to be a Mai Tai?

I hope you enjoyed the Orgeat,kids! :)
People have different tastes...some like spicy /some like sweet
a MaiTai is in the eyes of the beholder it seems....
Although,for any drink,there will always be the Purists
the keepers of the Grail
despite how NASTY an original recipe will taste..
This is the generation of EXTREME/FIRE-HOT/CAJUN /RANCH STYLE/SUPERPUCKER items
a ploy to get society used to the heavy metals and harsh chemicals we put into our genetically-modified foodstuff..
Flavors that would be shunned and tossed a few decades ago
are now welcomed...
THAT is where the world went wrong,dearest Chip and Andy....

On 2009-10-27 12:15, Limbo Lizard pondered:
New question:
Did you and Woofmutt ever reach a decision on whether to collaborate on the series of cocktail napkin drawings?

Or, as the series of translations renders my question:
"They came once you and Woofmutt the decision in if one must cooperate in a series of the drawings of the towel of the cocktail?"

i vaguely remember doing something with a cocktail napkin,but TSA agents stormed into the HulaHula and confiscated said item....

Haven't heard anything else since....

On 2009-10-27 21:13, Kiki von Tiki raised her hand like a good schoolgirl and shouted:
Can I borrow your cardigan?

Only if it's really cold and we're walking somewhere
But in regular circumstances...
No....
It's part of my costume and i can't risk ANYTHING happening to it....
But i can take you to some thrift stores and assist you to find your own
with my Hi-Intensity Cool Cardigan Radar....
:)

On 2009-10-27 22:33, telescopes muttered:
Yes, I am wearing pants; albeit my employer, Chapman University has sent a memo to me that professors are not to wear blue jeans.
New question - Are they idiots or are they assholes?

First off.... Does the question refer to the University that sent the memo
or the professors?
because examples of both could be described as such...
I'll assume you're addressing the University and the NO Blue jeans rule...
Students these days are mostly bored/ADD/disrespectful louts
shoved into a College with only an 8th grader's knowledge
due to our wonderful overcrowded schools..
i imagine the University
which only views the situation from their ivory laboratories
feel that if professors would dress more respectable
they would derive more respect
and the University could keep up the appearances of a functional learning facility
while ignoring the deeper societal disadvantages of the students...
and their disdain for anything not directly linked to their self-serving bubbles
they construct around themselves...
Also, when it comes to the powers that be...
there are no mistakes...they are not idiots
they are sly and clever monsters with a stranglehold on their power
there are never any stupid directives
only ones that appear stupid and still forward some great unknown goal of the powers that be...
their No Jeans policy may be one of a million annoyances
that will break the teaching curriculum even further
and also keep professors controlled
as they now have to spend some of the little money they earn
for a "uniform"...
Divide and Conquer-get the staff and students and teachers all ticked off at each other
and the University can continue to earn revenue from people who shouldn't be there!
Your answer is ...they are assholes-they know EXACTLY what they are doing....

On 2009-10-29 00:03, Atomic Tiki Punk shouted:
LLT, If the world should blow up as depicted in that new movie "2012" what should I use to secure my Tiki mugs from being damaged ?

That's easy....
Nothing!
maybe those velcro discs,but i doubt it...
If the world does Blow up due to this inaccurate and misunderstood fad belief
then it will be a finely orchestrated ruse by the Bildebergers
Please understand that....
If these disasters begin to accumulate
i suggest cracking the Book of Revelation
and reading the whole thing
maybe throw in some Book of Daniel,Exodus,and Ezekiel for background
to truly understand what is going on
throughout these EndTimes...
but as for your mugs...
When the elements begin to melt
your mugs should be your last concern....

That's it for now!
great batch of questions this time,kids!
Mahalo!!
:)


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[ Edited by: little lost tiki 2009-11-02 09:15 ]