Post #499327 by midnite on Wed, Dec 16, 2009 8:01 AM

*Wednesday (12/16) is International Flight Lounge *

The prodigal son returns!

While I am not the "lost" son, I did just wander around Central Europe rather aimlessly. I am, however, definitely the "last" son. So, that counts. Plus, factoring in my profligate living, it's a lock. Prodigal I am, and team midnite is coming back home to Forbidden Island after too long an absence. That's close enough for a parable.

Additionally, I'm thirsty. It's more of a theoretical thirst as we were far from any desert and I drank a lot while abroad.

Moreover, I want to go to a place where everyone knows my name. Well, they used to know my name, not sure anymore.

Also, I want to go to a bar not packed with humorless Czech bastards. Wait! FI is not full of humorless Czech bastards now is it? Whew, ok, just checking.

Further, I'm back on U.S. soil and I want to go to a red-blooded, freedom-loving, kick-ass American tiki bar. I don't want no more of that Commie bullshit!

Plus, I miss the Jab.

Cold warrior,
midnite