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Post #501333 by woofmutt on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 8:08 PM

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After numerous attempts I have come to the highly unscientific and completely opinionated conclusion that this show is unwatchable.

The host is annoying as hell. Or at least he plays annoying as hell on TV. His narration has that excited screaming sound which is so common these days (like Rachel Ray or Guy Whatshisname from Diners, etc). In order to make some really lame joke he constantly interrupts the people who are trying to talk about the booze. Or some wacky stunt has to be done because...Because they're in London! They have to do something wacky!!!

All of that would be somewhat tolerable for the sake of seeing cool bars and hearing about interesting boozes except the show is also loaded with friggin cartoon sound effects and dumb ass graphics. Pert near every time a glass is filled there's fake pouring sounds and then when the people drink there's fake glug-glug-glugging sounds...Cuz they're drinking! If it's a particularly strong drink the camera shakes and there's a flash of double vision effects with a few more sound effects BECAUSE THAT'S HOW STRONG THAT SHOT OF PEPPER VODKA WAS!!! Arrrrrr-ooooooga!!!!

Obviously the show is meant as a sort of sitcom for grownups or maybe a how-to show for teens (Drinking's Cuh-waaaay-zeeee Fun!). Someone who wants an informative and entertaining program (Hey, that's me!) is not the show's target audience and should probably tune into Totally Tea Time over on the Fuddy Duddy Network. Wah-wah-waaaaaah!!!

Glug-glug-glug!

Arrrrrr-ooooooga!!!!

Ha-ha-ha!

YEAH!