On 2010-01-05 08:53, Chip and Andy cackled wickedly and typed the following with clawed fingers:
Dear Little Lost Tiki,
I have been slowly building an Evil Empire and am finally ready to start stocking up on Henchman. Any suggestions on where to get some good ones? Do you know of any kind of coupons or special codes to use when I order? Or places that offer volume discounts on orders over a certain number of Henchmen?
Happy New Years Kids!
Here's to another year of answering these oft times interesting questions!
By the Evil Empire comment
i assume you're not referring to the original meaning of the word
a Horse Groom...
Horses aren't EVIL enough for an Empire...
Maybe Tigers or Alligators or gorillas
would be great for an Evil Empire's minions to ride
and that would take entirely different "GROOM" ers....
May i recommend contacting Christian Bale's agent
His joker henchmen may be available for some work...
Idi Amin had some great henchmen as well
but he's missing, somewhere in the Middle East in exile....
(Libya perhaps?)
I would stay away from the Monarch's henchmen
and the Penguin's....
But....
Of course...
the BEST henchmen are right here in the good ol' USA
I would strongly suggest you contact any of the following
BLACKWATER
Xe Services LLC (pronounced /ˈzi/), still usually referred to as "Blackwater"and it's a private military company founded in 1997 by Erik Prince and Al Clark.B
Based in North Carolina, it operates a tactical training facility....
Here;s the coordinates if you prefer ATTACK rather than DIPLOMATIC means to get these henchmen
(36°27′N 76°12′W / 36.45°N 76.2°W / 36.45; -76.2)
which (the company claims) is the world's largest, and at which it trains more than 40,000 people a year, mostly from US and other military and police services. The training consists of military offensive and defensive operations, as well as smaller scale personal security and reliable obedient henchmen.
They are currently the largest of the US State Department's private security contractors,but you could also contact WACKENHUT (unless they changed their company's name).The Sad news is that at least 90 percent of the company's revenue comes from government contracts,so those coupons and codes are probably military,or federal at the very least,and civilians have no access to them.... Coupons for henchmen.... Who ever thought of such a thing? Two-thirds of those contracts are no-bid contracts, so you may have some speedbumps in the road when it comes to acquiring them...
If all else fails
contact the moai Mafia on this forum
They'll be happy to help!
:)
On 2010-01-05 11:55, Limbo Lizard rambled on and on :
I see that Hukilau will have an official rum sponsor, this year, as yet undetermined (or unannounced).
If the winning bid/proposal to be the Hukilau 2010 Official Sponsor Rum is 'Margaritaville Premium Jamaican Rum', will there be weeping and gnashing of teeth in Tiki Central?
Probably Not....
Drunkeness wins over snobbery every time!
There's enough good free booze at these events in the rooms
for all the hardcore snobs to be satiated....
Would the Room Crawl, featuring the sponsor rum, result in violent confrontations and boycotting?
Probably not...... free booze is free booze!
Or would the generous contribution of gallons of rum and money to Hukilau lead mellowed-out room crawlers to an attitude of forgiveness and reconciliation with "Bubba-elzebub"?
yes,for the fiftieth time...yes!
If so, would this new Era of Good Feelings spread throughout Tiki Central?
Dunno, that's a hypothetical question that delves beyond my Remote-Viewing capabilities.....
Is the fact that I even imagine such a thing, and that it makes me snicker, evidence that my Inner Child is really an Inner Troll?
Yes!
Because there are a lot more cooler things to contemplate
And waxing philosophically and theoretically
about issues concerning booze
are far below the human capability to think and dream and ponder
so Yes!
Inner Troll would explain it!
Thanks for the visit
but could you keep it down to 1-2 questions per posting?
i answer these before work
so i gotta be fast!
thank you!
:)
On 2010-01-05 20:32, MadDogMike chimed in:
LLT, is it possible that Margaritaville Premium Jamaican Rum sponsoring Hukilau 2010 could be the Capulet/Montague marriage to end the feud between Tiki and Jimmy Buffett?
Well.....
it could be
but we all know how that tale ended...
Thanks for the questions,friends!!
