Post #502850 by 8FT Tiki on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 3:07 PM

I would agree that they were really very cool and I too would enjoy owning one (legally). But I suspect the first one faked his disappearance because he hated having the smokes smashed into his skull. After his escape, he then plotted his friends disappearance and waited for the right opportunity. They are now basking in the sun on a remote beach and they are wearing hats as a disguise and to keep the butts from piling up again.

If I was going to move such a heavy thing as these, here's how I'd get it done. FAST. Roll up in a truck with a lift gate or Tommy lift. Take a dolly and get it under the edge of the tiki base and just roll it over to the lift gate. Up and gone in under a minute! Now this is not to say I would do something like this, only that I think that way some times. And if you think I just unveiled a brilliant idea for the next heist, believe me a crook will have had it figured out faster than I could type. If these are ever replaced, bolt the new ones down and take extreme measures to do so.