Post #509213 by SoccerTiki on Fri, Feb 5, 2010 3:46 PM

B-O-L-O (Be On the Look-Out).....Someone has removed a very near and dear part of our tiki collection. For almost four years the "Soccer Tiki" has sat out on the front lanai and guarded our family from evil spirits.

Well, now one(or more) of those spirits has come to our shack and taken the tiki.
This does not sit well with the tiki gods or myself! If anyone has information that could lead to its safe return (and castration of the evil-doers) please contact me immediately.

As this could be a prank, we will offer a 48 hours "No Questions Asked" return period. Starting this afternoon and ending Sunday at 5pm.

In the mean time, here is the Soccer Tiki:

OK...NOW A SECOND TIKI HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM MY YARD!!!
These are a few that I have pictures of:

THIS IS NO PRANK!!!

Anonymous tips are ok.

REWARD FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE RETURN!!!

Mahaloz!

9-04-2010
***SOMEONE HAS BROKE INTO MY SAND SHACK IN YUCCA VALLEY AND STOLEN A BUNCH OF TIKI MUGS!!!

I think it was a local thing...So if anyone finds a scumbag selling these mugs in a yard sale or swapmeet in the desert, please let me know. OR...If you've purchased them thinking "whatta killer find!" Please let me know and let's work something out!!!
Mahalo!

"Marriage, Mortgages and Mai-Tai's...Whatta life!"

[ Edited by: SoccerTiki 2010-09-04 13:37 ]