Post #510328 by woofmutt on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 6:53 AM

Unlikely. Zeta made a grand exit. No one would ever return after making a grand exit, it'd defeat the whole purpose of the grand exit. Cuz when someone makes a grand exit we're all like "Oh no! We can't believe they left! That sure showed us for being the people and place we are!" And then if the person came back we might be lead to believe we aren't so terrible after all.

OK, maybe someone would come back after making a grand exit, but that would only be to set the record straight as to why they made the grand exit. Then they'd make a bigger, grander exit. And then we'd all be like "Oh, they're gone! Again. That sure showed us. Again. We must be some sorta monsters if they have to keep coming back just so they can leave us!"

After that the person who had made one or more grand exits would think about us all the time and how they showed us and we would think about them never cuz the pain would be just too unbearable. And we'd be having too much fun.

However: In Zeta's case the grand exit was mostly driven by his (Zeta is a "he", right?) fear of the number 1000. Also he obviously loved this place too much and perhaps he sensed it would consume him. Or maybe he was afraid he would give up too much of himself and he guards his heart because in the past he's been hurt by other websites.

If he were to overcome his fears perhaps he would feel he could love again. Oops, I meant: Post again.