Post #5152 by bigbadtikidaddy on Mon, Aug 5, 2002 5:47 PM

ok, what the hell did I do do to deserve this...
I've been waiting a mnth & a half for these cool tiki s&p's that i bought on ebay. i finally get them the other day & put them on the shelf to enjoy.
Well, I got to enjoy them for about 4 hours before my drunken roomate knocks one off the shelf shattering it.(along with my tiki bob shakers that DIDNT BREAK!)
Deep breath, no problem, off to the land of misfit shakers, stuff happens.
Next: I have my 14 year old nephew staying with me for a week. He thinks my tiki stuff is 'totally kewl' so i have been taking him thrifting with me & teaching him the tricks of the hunt. He's got a good eye & has even spotted some stuff I might've missed. So we are out today & he bags two tiki mugs from the Tonga Room & buys them for HIMSELF!
That weasly little scrub!!
WHAT THE HELL?
I have created too many tiki monsters this way, who decide to start thier own collection after seeing mine.
What do I do? Knock the shit out of him & take them? Feed him an ExLax pizza as revenge? I already tried the "you have angered the gods" routine, didn't work.
Suggestions?