On 2010-03-16 05:27, Chip and Andy wrote:
Dear little lost tiki,
Woofmutt and I were recently conducting a conversation (via PM's if it makes a difference) about Nonsense and the conversation actually made sense.
Aside from the obvious oxymoron (me), how can something so silly(woofmutt) suddenly be so serious(someone not involved in the conversation).
Hey Chip-n-Andy!
as to the woofmutt...
it is because he is a smart cookie
and a single man
hence he gets a lotta thinkin done
and actually has a degree in BOTH silliness AND seriousness
But mostly.... it's his delivery.....
And if I may be so bold as to ask two questions today.... why does the serious break down into silly so easily with only the slightest bit of analysis.
But of course! You kids are always a source of joy and brainteasins on here!
and i thank you for your participation.....
the answer is...
Because one cannot live with the other....
They are so close they are almost the same....
A serious incident can trip on an atom
and the greater truth of our humble states is revealed
and shows us how silly it all is.....
In silliness,the humor lies within the TRUTH contained in it
about ourselves
and others...
and sometimes the giggle of a child
or a freaky outburst expresses that on a baser level
than we civilized folk are accustomed to....
silence....aaaaaaaand CUT!
On 2010-03-16 10:05, HOG wrote:
Why does Woofmutt call you "Lolita"?
Wouldn't "Diva" be the more appropriate term?
He doesn't...
Perhaps you should read this post... it may answer a few nagging questions...
On 2010-03-16 16:24, woofmutt wrote:
Dear Liloti,
Is it true that if you do "that" you'll go blind?
Woofmutt
EDIT: Hey, no need to answer my question, I just saw GROG's question up above and figured out the answer must be YES.
He uses the term "Liloti" Taking the first 2 letters of little lost tiki
an amusing lazy way of writing the full name
i think he was hoping it would catch on....
and yes...Diva would be more appropriate
On 2010-03-16 10:45, Unga Bunga wrote:
Deer Keenee,
Howe long weel it taak fore Grog 2 spel chek mie poste?
Eye Tank U!
5 hours and 46 minutes....exactly!
your post 2 days ago; 10:45 am
his post same day 4:31 pm
next time hire an accountant..
i got better things to do than answer math questions....
:)
On 2010-03-16 20:59, bigtikidude wrote a weird question run-on sentence:
when I tell people that I will be carpooling with Doug Horne and you to the Kon Tiki event, and they have the look of a deer in the headlights, then gasp, then laugh hysterically.
First... let's rephrase this into something workable...
When I tell people that I will be carpooling to the Kon Tiki event with Doug Horne and you ,they have a deer in the headlights look (maybe just try "surprised look"),gasp,and then laugh hysterically.Is that rude of them?
Much better....
Because i've been telling them of my plan to bury you alive in the desert..
I always end the story with "Shhhh! It's a secret," in the hopes that someone will warn you
and i will have succeeded in rooting out a mole in the group....
obviously,those 200 people I've told
must have agreed with my plan of kung-fu treachery
and were laughing hysterically because YOU were not privy to that information...
So...yes... it was rude of those
200 people not to inform you of this
twisted plot of KungFu treachery....
and How should I react?
thanks
Jeff(btd)
just go with it...
:)
in truth
i think the reason they laugh
is because
we are BOTH
arrogant fat old losers
who think they got talent....
Who nobody really likes
but merely humors them...
Who think they're much too big for their britches...
And think they're all that...
They just like me more cause I'm the better looking and smarter of us two...
no offense intended...
These folks are secretly hoping that an automobile accident
will take us both out
along with that fearsome giant Doug Horne!
and THAT is why they laugh,my record playing Sasquatch...
that is why...
Looking forward to our roadtrip in a few weeks....
On 2010-03-17 04:18, pablus pondered:
Dear Little Lost Tiki,
Where is this "kine" I've been hearing about?
pablus....dear old friend.....
look within.
the "kine" is inside
not outside....
:)
On 2010-03-17 09:21, woofmutt wrote:
"Dear little lost tiki,
is there a specific reason
why you truly believe
the human race
is fully deserving
of it's imminent destruction?" -Little Lost Tiki-
Dear Liloti,
How many time, times, and half a times do I have to remind you that not even with the slightest breath are we to let be known to Man the movements of the Heavens nor how close to his end he walks?
Woofmutt
sorry woofy.
won't let it happen again....
On 2010-03-17 13:21, rugbymatt grumbled:
If you are indeed "lost" then when if ever will you be "found"?
it's not the destination
it's the journey
dear Matt...
and don't think i forgot that time
when you flashed your junk at Oasis a few years back!
Visually
all i remember
is a sarong pulled aside and a cocktail weenie resting on a bird's nest!
truly horrifying...
i would advise you to refrain from that kind of behavior in the future...
Don't make me call Crenshaw Pete with his red-hot coat-hangers!
:)
Thank you all for your inquiries and observations...
