Post #521951 by pablus on Sun, Apr 4, 2010 11:54 AM

Tikis - A.

Drinks - C- (mainly because of the AWFUL scorpion they made. It was hilariously bad.)

Staff - B- (The GM is a tense fruitbat who likes to instruct his peeps in front of everyone like a kid that got picked on too much in elementary school and now is taking it out on everyone he can and if this review wrecks our chance of playing there then so be it. He came over to us after we left the area of his reign of instruction and explained why he was they way he was and that we should deal with it better. Uhhh, yeah.)

Bar and decor - A.

Food - C (it's so easy to add a few polynesian tidbits. Why sliders?)

Location - B-

It was cranking on Friday. Full and blowing up. The music was not atmospheric but not annoying either. It looks pretty cool and could be so much more if one of the real TV people came in to guide it for a brief time. No Asian influence at all, which is one of the things I like most about the real TV.

I'll be back, with a nerf gun to shoot the manager when he starts his school marm act while I'm trying to relax with a cocktail.