Post #529660 by little lost tiki on Wed, May 12, 2010 7:53 AM

On 2010-05-12 07:08, woofmutt gasped:
Hey Liloti,
I have been drinkin black coffee since 3:30 AM, ate a couple lil cookies and a piece of Toblerone. I just brushed my teeth with Tom's of Maine peppermint toothpaste and now my mouth tastes like pepperoni! What the hell is up with that?
woofmutt

wow.
you start drinkin coffee
just around the time i stop painting and go to bed....
sort of an Olympic Torch thing i guess.....

Woffy, your problem is your gums....
They are meaty
and you probably brushed them so hard
(egged on by manic coffee energy)
scraps of rotting gum meat mixed with the
PEPPER mint
and toble RONI
to create a texture for the meat-like gum texture...
Put them all together and BAM!
Pseudo-pepperoni!

May i suggest you try some other combinations
over time
and create a Wonderful Woofy CookBook!
:)