Post #53434 by Unga Bunga on Wed, Oct 1, 2003 11:43 PM

Scene enactment: A Mafia boss has an accountant who is def and dumb, and needs an interpreter to communicate with sign language between the two of them.

Story:
Mafia boss finds out he is missing one million dollars from his bank account.

Boss to Accountant:
I just checked my account, and I am missing one million dollars. Where the hell is it?

Interpreter in sign language:
Your boss says he's missing a million dollars from his bank account and he wants to know where the hell it is.

Accountant in sign language: I have no freakin idea where it is.

Interpreter to Boss: He has no freakin idea where it is.

Mafia Boss (pulls out a gun): If you don't tell me where the fuckin money is this very minute, I'm gonna blow your god dam head off!!!!!

Interpreter in sign language: If you don't tell him where the fuckin money is this very minute, he's gonna blow your god dam head off!!!!!

Accountant in sign language: OK OK!! I confess, I confess, it's under my bed, it's under my bed!!!!!

Interpreter looks at the boss and says, "He say’s your bluffin”.