Jokes (some good, some stupid) - Bilge

F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Thu, Oct 2, 2003 8:59 AM A piece of string walks into a bar & orders a pina colada. The bartender takes one look at him, shouts: "We don't serve your kind here!", and throws him out. The piece of string picks himself up, brushes himself off, ties himself into a knot & unravels a little bit of himself at the top. He then walks back into the bar & orders a pina colada. The bartender looks at him sideways & says: "Say, I just threw a piece of string out that looked alot like you, was that you?" And the string replied: "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

A piece of string walks into a bar & orders a pina colada. The bartender takes one look at him, shouts: "We don't serve your kind here!", and throws him out.

The piece of string picks himself up, brushes himself off, ties himself into a knot & unravels a little bit of himself at the top. He then walks back into the bar & orders a pina colada.

The bartender looks at him sideways & says: "Say, I just threw a piece of string out that looked alot like you, was that you?" And the string replied: "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

Post #53465 by freddiefreelance on Thu, Oct 2, 2003 8:59 AM