Post #53577 by Jungle Trader on Thu, Oct 2, 2003 6:47 PM

SES, I'm all over it....packaging some tiki chips as we speak.

Headlines: Bear Attack in Yosemite:
A Czeckoslovakian couple were picnicking in Yosemite when they left their table to get supplies at a nearby store. They also left their son to watch the table. That's when tragedy struck. They arrived back at the table to find a game warden, other campers and blood, but no son. Witnesses say that a large male bear dragged him away screaming. The game warden grabbed some of the witnesses and drove away to look for the bear. Not far away, they soon came upon 2 bears. The warden asked the witnesses if these were the bears, "yes" was the reply. "It was the large male"."Are you sure?" says the warden. "Yes we are positive it was the large male." So the warden shoots the male bear with his gun and they cut him open to find nothing but berries. Just goes to show, you can't always believe it when they say, "The check is in the mail." HARHARHARHAHAHAAAA!