Post #535907 by woofmutt on Sun, Jun 13, 2010 12:03 AM

Excuse me, But I think you've all missed an important point here:

It's a dog in a hula bikini!

(I mean, c'mon...I don't wanna be rude, but: DUH!)

Imaginary Woofmutt One: "Dog in a hula bikini, is awesome, yes?"

Imaginary Woofmutt Two: "Oh! The awesomeness is practically incalculable!"

Imaginary Woofmutt Three: "I have a calculator! Let's run the numbers!"

Imaginary Woofmutt Two: "What are you doing here? We don't dig you!"

Imaginary Woofmutt One: "No way we don't! You harsh our buzz! You turn our jelly shakin into belly achin!"

Imaginary Woofmutt Three: "But guys...Guys!"

Imaginary Woofmutt One: "Shhhh! Shush up now. Cool people are trying to flip their lids!"

Imaginary Woofmutt Three: "But guys!"

Imaginary Woofmutt Two: "Hey man, just like...Y'know? Cuz like, well, why you gotta be so uncool? Why can't yuh just take a hint and scrams?"

Real Woofmutt: "What the hell is goin on in here?"

Imaginary Woofmutt One: "Is cool."

Imaginary Woofmutt Two: "Yeah, what he said."

Imaginary Woofmutt Three: "I was just tryin to hang out in this metaphorical illustration, and they were all like..."

Real Woofmutt: "All of you shut the hell up!"

Imaginary Woofmutt One: "Man, like always with 'the hell' and him. His own cool talk."

Imaginary Woofmutt Two: "Yeah, like the coolest cat in Dorksville."

Imaginary Woofmutt Three: "See what they're like? They're always..."

Real Woofmutt: "I don't want to see what any of you are like! I drank my way through three marriages tryin not to see or hear any of you!"

Imaginary Woofmutt One: "What? No 'the hell' this time? Not cool now?"

Imaginary Woofmutt Two: "And the wives, they were pretty dull."

Imaginary Woofmutt Three: "Oh yeah, definitely dull. Sorry, but true."

Imaginary Woofmutt Two: "Hey cool! We agree on something. Too bad you're still a dork."

Imaginary Woofmutt One: "Yes, sorries but trues. You the Dork of the Dorkalic Church."

So, as you can see that illustrates perfectly the Blah-blah-blah and Wah-wah-wah of you not seeing the majesty and wonder of a dog in a hula bikini!