Post #547866 by Cammo on Wed, Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM

"Here's a question to ponder--if you're too blotto to show up for a drinking symposium, the chances are when you wake up the next morning you'll probably assume you indeed did attend the symposium anyway (or a facsimile thereof)."

Or - you could just get blotto at a cheap fleabag hotel local to you and pretend you went to the entire Oasis and had a great time.

But believe me, it ain't the same. This is gonna be a BIG %#@*&%! Oasis.