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Post #551136 by VampiressRN on Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:08 PM

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I believe I was a pekingese in a previous life and lived in the large sleeve of a Chinese Emperor with very long fingernails. My name was Miao Shan and I spent my days sitting in court observing the warlords receiving jewel encrusted swords as gifts for their excellent fighting skills. My master kept me warm in his sleeve as I looked out over the proceedings and he constantly groomed my long black coat with his fingernails. He fed me diced calf livers and gizzards along with rare treats of dried apricots.