Post #551195 by woofmutt on Mon, Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM

"With that in mind I guess you should hug the one your with, assuming their on the "Nice" list."

If you noticed that "their" there was the wrong form of that word (it should have been "they're") congratulations, you took our test and you passed.

Except this isn't that sort of thread. So you really achieved nothing than the self satisfied smirk when you noticed the misspelling.

But back to Congratulations. You should click the link below and hear their excellent song Juice and Syrup. It's so good I'm going to listen to it right now.

I'm really enjoying this incredible song Juice and Syrup by the virtually unknown Portland band Congratulations. Yet I'm reminded that this thread isn't about that sort of thing either.

I'm reminded by you and your blank stare and the slight wetness at the back of your lips as you read and hope to see something happen in front of your eyes.

Sorry, that isn't going to happen.

What is going on right now as I write now is nothing.

Nothing is happening in front of your eyes.

In your mind the nothing is just creating the vaguest spark of something, much like a battery which has just enough juice in it to make you believe what you want to happen is going to happen but there's not enough juice to see it through.

This isn't about the juice of your mind, this is about the juice of my words which are so juice-less they're like a handful of cornflakes in your mind's mouth.

Your mind is chewing and you're thinking "These words would go much better with milk, I wonder if anyone has ever thought of that."

(Yes, they have.)

Having thought the above you also think "These dry words taste like cornflakes and cornflakes without milk and sugar essentially taste like wallpaper paste."

And you're right.

But what we all want to know is: When did you taste wallpaper paste?

Congratulations Juice and Syrup