Post #551475 by woofmutt on Tue, Aug 31, 2010 11:56 PM

You don't bury survivors.

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Like most of you I'm excited about the new Nature Valley granola product I saw in Target this evening. I'm so excited I decided not to buy it and just ride the thrill for awhile.

Later, at home eating cheese and crackers, I saw an ad on TV for the new Nature Valley granola product. I didn't regret having not purchased the the product and it was kind of exciting to see a new product on TV that I had just seen in the store. Not as exciting as seeing a prop in a movie that I or someone I know owns, but still exciting.

Now, the list:

1. The doctor with the long eyebrows that he combed straight up.

2. A preacher-coach whose sermons were entirely built around sports metaphors.

3. The candle called Cherry Blossom.

4. The candle called Bonfire Memories or something like that.

5. Chuck Mead, tomorrow night, at Slim's Last Chance.

6. The Evergreen State Fair, Saturday, in Monroe.

7. Ordering gift whisky delivery online.

8. Windsor knot.

9. A rooster crowing. (Message alert tone.)

10. Someone calling my name at the door to the apartment. (An audio hallucination caused by being half asleep and half awake.)

11. Coffee: Black, no sugar. Occasionally cream if it's around and I'm feeling wild.

12. Dominoes, cribbage, and bridge.