Post #55395 by TheMuggler on Thu, Oct 16, 2003 8:21 AM

Yes, I love all the serious analysis being given this film because of that. Where were all these high falutin' critics when I needed to convince my parents that Kung-Fu Theater was not trash? :wink:

On a side note, The "CAP Alert" is flashing bright red on Kill Bill! The CAP is the most hilarious breakdown of movies I've ever seen. They are so obsessive about documenting every moral offense it's frightening. Here is their breakdown of Kill Bill (emphasis mine):

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
beating injury gore, repeatedly
torment
graphic martial arts fighting, repeatedly
gunfire to kill, repeatedly
killing by blade with gore, repeatedly
carnage, repeatedly
gore, repeatedly
knife attacks, repeatedly
physical brutality, repeatedly
animation gore and perversion, repeatedly
sadism
beheadings, repeatedly
amputations, repeatedly
a long sequence of blade killings: beheadings, amputations, slicings, etc.
massive carnage
threat to butcher by blade

Impudence/Hate (I)
28 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
29 uses of the most foul of the foul words
**lying to daughter **
perverted talk over comatose woman's body

Sexual Immorality (S)
**woman getting dressed **
selling sex with a comatose woman
vulgar talk, repeatedly
**suggestive eye movement **
camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
vulgar expressions/mannerisms

Drugs/Alcohol (D) :
teen drinking
smoking, repeatedly
drinking
bar

Offense to God (O)
one use of God's name in vain without the four letter expletive and 7 with it
equating God with Buddha
mockery of His Will

Murder/Suicide (M)
gunfire murder to the head
murder by blade, repeatedly, including beheadings
scene of multiple head-shot murders, repeatedly

"Sorry Timmy, I can't allow you to see "Kill Bill" because it has a woman getting dressed, suggestive eye movement, and graphic depictions of a mother lying to her daughter. Now run along, or Santa won't bring you anything for Christmas this year."