Post #558951 by telescopes on Sun, Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM

Ta Da!

HA!!!!

Finally someone understands.

And now you understand, Woofmutt with two t's, why I alone created the thread,

Hey Hanford - Close this thread .

http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=36996&forum=9&5

A thread that no one seemed to get or understand but was inspired by Lucas Vigor on two other separate occasions:

1st http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=32665&forum=13&start=45&hilite=i%20quit%20smoking

and

2nd http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=19390&forum=13&164

as well as you, Mr. Mutt: http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=32718&forum=13&vpost=461329&hilite=you%20moderate

Long live the Dance of the Tikimug Faires! http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=208&forum=1&24

In the words of Woofmutt, who is after all, so hilarious - he really is... I give one of his earlier works:

I know that I am powerless to stop you and I doubt I could get you started either but let's see if buttons work.

Here is an ancyent and olde topic that had apparently been doing fine in the bottom depths of the General Tiki forum.

Much like the corpse of a would be hit man I once knew for 12 minutes this topic has bobbed to the surface of the General forum and is just floating around there. It belongs in Bilge.

There is this button sorta thing called U-Moderate (the "U" stands for "you") and you can select a forum where you think a topic should go and then...

YOU GET TO PUSH A BUTTON!

And somewhere an angel monkey gets it's wings.

At this point I was going to suggest you go to the thread "Woofmutt drop me a line off list" and U-moderate it to Bilge. But I don't think you can figure out how to do it.

And even if you could I doubt you have the guts.

There are a lot of buttons in the world and most of them go unpushed cuz the world is full of mindless candy ass whimps much like you who are afraid if they push the button they might mess up their $40 nail job.

I'd go push the button myself but I'm busy making Tuna Helper Tuna Tetrazzini while watching my video tapes of According To Jim and trying to pick what color of Banded Short Sleeve Mesh Polo shirts I want to buy from Lands' End to wear to the big Parrothead Weekend out on Vashon Island which is going to be awesome cuz there will be three different Jimmy Buffet tribute bands playing at the same friggin time on four different stages!

Oh man! If you don't go press that button that means you are totally like me (Do you like Rascal Flatts, too? So cool!) We could, like, totally be best friends!

TIKI JEEP!!!
Tiki Jeep: The machine to drive Tiki people crazy.