Post #564981 by tiki-riviera on Sun, Nov 14, 2010 9:44 AM

Normal routine is this:

Driver drops me off in front of Penthouse
Butler opens front door with Mai Tai in hand (shaken, not stirred)
Maid brings slippers and robe and applies foot massage as I oogle her barely concealed clevage
Chef prepares usually fare of filet mignon pared with a 69 Cabernet
After dinner I retire to the study and read the stock report in my vibrating Eames lounge chair
A quick sauna ensues before I slide into bed with my hand made 1000 thread count silk sheets
Awake in the morning to hand squeezed quava juice and french toast, start hellish process all over...