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Post #569404 by VampiressRN on Sun, Dec 19, 2010 1:01 PM
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Observing a light across the water, the captain had his signalman instruct the other vessel to change her course 10 degrees south. The response was prompt: "Change your course ten degrees north." "I am a captain," he responded testily. "Change your course ten degrees south." The reply: "I'm a seaman first-class, change your course north." The captain was furious. "Change your course now. I'm on a battleship." "Change your course ten degrees north, sir - I'm in a lighthouse!" |