Tiki Central Coloring Contest? - Bilge

W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Fri, Jan 7, 2011 7:48 PM Well... If we did this we'd first need GROG to agree to be taken out at the winner's expense for drinks, a meal, and entertainment of his choice. We'd also need to pick some judges. GROG could not be a judge so folks would know his decision wasn't based on how fat an entrant's wallet was or the wiggle in their walk. I couldn't be a judge because my opinions sometimes make people cry. We probably also would set a dollar amount on the prize, how much the winner would be expected to spend on GROG so people wouldn't have to worry about draining their bank accounts if they won. It'd be either surf or turf but not surf-n-turf. Then there'd have to be the long list of disclaimers such as the contest not actually be connected to Tiki Central or any of its subsidiaries, the unknown state of GROG's table manners, or how no one involved with the contest would be responsible if GROG and the winner fell in love (with each other or simultaneously with life) and moved to Eugene, Oregon to start a pottery studio.

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If we did this we'd first need GROG to agree to be taken out at the winner's expense for drinks, a meal, and entertainment of his choice.

We'd also need to pick some judges. GROG could not be a judge so folks would know his decision wasn't based on how fat an entrant's wallet was or the wiggle in their walk. I couldn't be a judge because my opinions sometimes make people cry.

We probably also would set a dollar amount on the prize, how much the winner would be expected to spend on GROG so people wouldn't have to worry about draining their bank accounts if they won. It'd be either surf or turf but not surf-n-turf.

Then there'd have to be the long list of disclaimers such as the contest not actually be connected to Tiki Central or any of its subsidiaries, the unknown state of GROG's table manners, or how no one involved with the contest would be responsible if GROG and the winner fell in love (with each other or simultaneously with life) and moved to Eugene, Oregon to start a pottery studio.

Post #571164 by woofmutt on Fri, Jan 7, 2011 7:48 PM