Jokes (some good, some stupid) - Bilge

J johntiki Member MD Joined: Mar 31, 2002 Posts: 1528	J johntiki Posted posted on Mon, Oct 27, 2003 11:08 PM This one is kinda tiki related considering I found it inside my Trader Vic Bartender's Guide when I bought it! From the St.Louis Post Dispatch - Monday January 20, 1958... "Author Freddie Schwed tells about a playboy who ordered drinks for everyone, including the bartender, in a swanky cafe and the confessed he didn't have a dime. The bar-keep gave him a black eye and a heave-ho. Next night he reappeared, ordered drinks for everybody and again admitted he was penniless. This time the bar boss gave him a real working-over before throwing him out. Back came the fellow a third night and loudly ordered a round of drinks for the house once more. "For me, too?" inquired the bartender. "Certainly not," said the playboy loftily, "One drink and you're a raving lunatic." JohnTiki Aloha from the enchanted Pi Yi Grotto in exotic Bel Air MD! [ Edited by: johntiki on 2003-10-27 23:14 ]

This one is kinda tiki related considering I found it inside my Trader Vic Bartender's Guide when I bought it!

From the St.Louis Post Dispatch - Monday January 20, 1958...

"Author Freddie Schwed tells about a playboy who ordered drinks for everyone, including the bartender, in a swanky cafe and the confessed he didn't have a dime. The bar-keep gave him a black eye and a heave-ho. Next night he reappeared, ordered drinks for everybody and again admitted he was penniless. This time the bar boss gave him a real working-over before throwing him out. Back came the fellow a third night and loudly ordered a round of drinks for the house once more. "For me, too?" inquired the bartender.
"Certainly not," said the playboy loftily, "One drink and you're a raving lunatic."

JohnTiki

Aloha from the enchanted Pi Yi Grotto in exotic Bel Air MD!

[ Edited by: johntiki on 2003-10-27 23:14 ]

Post #57288 by johntiki on Mon, Oct 27, 2003 11:08 PM