Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Beyond Tiki / How do you get "old stinky dude" funk out of vintage furniture?
Post #61399 by tikifish on Fri, Nov 21, 2003 1:52 PM
T
tikifish
Posted
posted
on
Fri, Nov 21, 2003 1:52 PM
I didn't mean Febreeze 'smells like ass' in the literal sense, just the figural sense. I just can't handle those freaky scents they put in every cleaning product... you buy something labelled 'ocean breeze' and I guarantee you it smells nothing like salt water and seaweed. It smells like an old lady's perfume mixed with bleach. Ort how about 'spring rain' scent? I don't know about where you live, but in Toronto, spring rain smells like ozone and dogshit. |