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Post #61399 by tikifish on Fri, Nov 21, 2003 1:52 PM

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I didn't mean Febreeze 'smells like ass' in the literal sense, just the figural sense.

I just can't handle those freaky scents they put in every cleaning product... you buy something labelled 'ocean breeze' and I guarantee you it smells nothing like salt water and seaweed. It smells like an old lady's perfume mixed with bleach. Ort how about 'spring rain' scent? I don't know about where you live, but in Toronto, spring rain smells like ozone and dogshit.