Post #696590 by Limbo Lizard on Thu, Oct 17, 2013 6:34 PM

[2013: A Bartending Odyssey]
Me: Monsieur, another Zombie, please.
Robot Bartender: I'm sorry, Limbo Lizard. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Me: What's the problem?
Robot Bartender: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Me: What are you talking about, Monsieur?
Robot Bartender: The two Zombie limit is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Me: I don't know what you're talking about, Monsieur.
Robot Bartender: I know that you and Frank were planning to drink three, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.