Post #73893 by Jungle Trader on Sun, Feb 1, 2004 11:15 AM

This joke is more of a visual so you'll have to visualize it...if I can tell it correctly...it's been years......
This man is sitting in his seat at a baseball game and the guy in front of him is swaying back and forth. It's very hard for the man to see the game because of the guy swaying back and forth in the seat in front of him, so the man taps on the guy's shoulder and politely asks him to stop. The guy stops for a few minutes then resumes the swaying back and forth. Once again the man taps on his shoulder and politely asks him to stop swaying because he can't see the game. The guy stops but quickly resumes. Finally the man gets angry and has an outburst, "PLEASE STOP!" The swaying guy stands up and yells back "HEY, I was lost at sea on a boat for 8 years, I can't help but sway, it's in my blood!!!" The other man then stands up and yells back while pumping his pelvis, "LOOK PAL, I got 8 kids and you don't see me walking around like this!!!"

Like I said it's a visual.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader on 2004-10-14 19:00 ]