Post #761208 by komohana on Mon, Mar 21, 2016 6:23 AM

Had a few too many rums last night and woke up in a daze about 2:30am...

...remembering I had the strangest dream... now, I've never met ATP...

...but I swear - that in this dream - I saw him wandering, alone, through some desolate wasteland...

...luckily he was dressed in an immaculate Hawaiian shirt...

That reminds me of a joke,

This guy manages to finish work early Friday afternoon and arrives at his favourite Tiki bar
to find that it was all but deserted. He orders a zombie, thinking it might take his mind off
the week he had just endured, seats himself comfortably in a beautifully decorated nook,
and settles down to relax.

A few minutes pass, and suddenly he hears a tiny voice pipe up -

"Wow, that's a gorgeous Hawaiian shirt you're wearing."

He spins around, but no-one is there.

Perplexed, he eventually settles back to his drink, and all is quiet for a while.

Suddenly another, different tiny voice says -

"Yes, and it compliments those fabulous casual trousers perfectly."

This time, the guy leaps to his feet and looks all around, but as before, there's no-one there.

He sits down absolutely bewilderedly, shaking his head and thinking - Man, I know this week was
stressful, but I think I'm loosing my mind.

All is quiet for a short while, when yet another tiny voice chips in -

"It sure does, and those shoes! a stunning ensemble entirely!"

The guy springs off his seat, thoroughly inspects the surrounding area... only to find nothing,
and sees no-one.

He stands there for a while, finally takes his seat again, but now he's getting really worried.

Suddenly, another tiny little voice exclaims -

"Not only that! But when you sit down, it can be seen that you have chosen the EPITOME of the perfect sock".

By this time the guy is almost a total wreck... hair awry, sweating, and breathing heavily...

Just then, a waiter walks past, and realizing the guy is in distress asks what is the matter.

The guy hurriedly describes what has just happened, and ask whether or not he should go straight to a doctor.

The waiter - who happens to be Australian - thinks for a while, and as a look of understanding comes over his face,

says to the guy -

"Nah, y' not loos'n yer mind, mate - it's just the peanuts on the table there... they're compliment'ry

[ Edited by: komohana 2016-03-21 06:56 ]