Post #76932 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Thu, Feb 19, 2004 4:54 PM

Cash? But I've got..but....but...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?

You have Witco-level Cash? Dang! If the San Francisco Mayor had been just a little quicker with his law-making, I would have taken you and your Caddy for a drive to a little courthouse up North last year, Big Boy!

Yes, SCD, Humuhumu is right. It's only February, so last year wasn't that long ago. Still, I agree - you've been grievously neglected by the same Doctor and Coconut Boy whom to whom you've been nothing but the best and most generous of friends.

Tell you what. You can have first dibs on the Easter Island mosaic mural we found hanging in a small bar in Rosemead. Wait...
Oh Yeah, Polynesian Pop's got that one.

Ok, you can go for the old Bumatay tiki in that condemmed apartment building in Lomita.
No...
We already told Bong about that one...

Ok. The carved mahogany doors to the old Los Angeles Islander that we found in a warehouse in San Pedro, along with all the beachcomber lamps and glass floats.
Um..
No, Baxdog's already got dibs on those.

Uh, the stained glass windows from the Las Vegas Aku Aku?
Oh Yeah - Johnnie Velour.

Aw Hell, SCD. Can I buy you a drink?

Sabu

(P.S. What would I do without Humuhumu's tact and grace in explaining what I really meant when I stick my foot in my mouth?)