As promised, here's a few highlights:
Trad'r Sam's:

Mr. Smiley and his three feet of braided nosehair

TikiMama & Heather Mills (who's now posting as Travellin' Tiki, welcome aboard!)

Rebecca (aka Boo Loo), cynfulcynner & Martiki

TikiVixen, Mr. Smiley, a woman who doesn't post on TC and whose name I've forgotten but she was very nice and I liked her, and Pop Ylop's manager

Rebecca, looking strangely calm

TikiMama, almost certainly in the middle of saying something terribly witty

Mig, guarding the World's Girliest Drink (it had whipped cream on top, fer chrissakes!)

Rebecca, Martiki & Mig

Perhaps my favorite aloha shirt ever -- and it's a cowboy shirt, too!
Foggy Grotto:

Martiki serves the very lucky TikiVixen and Mr. Smiley

Modern man in his natural habitat -- behind his home bar

Service with a smile

Martiki models his fez

Rebecca is proud to head the Ladies' Tiki Auxiliary

Martiki finishes making my drink, which featured some quite yummy homemade absinthe

One always knows where to find Mig

Pop Ylop's manager, with his three-foot goatee and Mickey Mouse tshirt

Mig and his three-foot astroboy

A teasing peek at Cynful's three-foot merkin

Pop Ylop's manager discusses the exotica biz with Melintur

AAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Martiki strikes a Maynard-esque pose with his swell new bamboo lamp from Trader Pup (you can't see it in this photo, but Pup carved "Foggy Grotto" in the bamboo by hand)

Martiki has succeeded where so many others have failed... you know you want it