Post #90102 by tiki mick 1 on Thu, May 6, 2004 4:45 PM

I usually just cut to the chase and smoke a big bowl of crack....it really keeps you alert, and makes it easier to do car-jackings, gang-fights, etc.....most hotels in compton offer it to you in the lobby (or the alley next door..at any rate)

It's a great weight-loss tool, really! I mean, how many over-weight crack ho's do you know?

And it gives me energy while I am running thru the urban jungle, killing old people, beating up anyone who even looks sideways at me, drinking old -english straight from the bag....and the music coming out of my 600 watt alpine car sound system sounds much more clear....I can feel it in my bowels, and because it also has a nice laxative effect...well.....bombs away!!!!!

Crack, or coca leaves...really good stuff!!!!

I guess you can tell I am being silly, right?