TIKI OASIS IV - How was the Event? How was the Resort? How was The REEF? - California Events

AC Atomic Cocktail Tiki Socialite Land O' The Next Big One-L.A. Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: 929	AC Atomic Cocktail Posted posted on Tue, May 11, 2004 11:09 AM "And to the CD snatcher--you are our hero! We will NEVER NEVER--even under torture or threat of torture give up your identity!" Wow, Talk about Ohana! It's nice to know one has that many people behind you. But let it be stated here and now: I AM THE CD SNATCHER! And I'm damn proud of it! The story has already been told several times before in this thread. Let me just add that Ms. French rudely barreled into room 135, moved right up to the player and attempted to waylay our fun. After the cry of horror from those nearby I knew something needed to be done fast! My first impulse was to simply snatch the CD and toss it out the open door. I decided though, that it would be more fun to run amok in the parking lot pretending to throw it while bellowing "Whoop, whoop whoop" a la 3 Stooges. I have to admit it still took all my will power to resist from tossing it - not from fear of breaking the CD but rather of implanting it in some Innocent's head or slicing through some cherished feature of the Tropics. The CD was soon returned to her unharmed. Luckily, the incident had the desired effect of MAKING HER LEAVE. The fact that Ms. French did not know "of the special cachet that 135 has" is immaterial. Her mission that night was simply to commandeer other peoples fun and make herself the center of attention. If that's her desire next year she should invest thousands of dollars in booze, get a room at the Tropics and host a party herself. I'm sure she wouldn't want someone to force their way in and play a rousing rendition of "Okole Maluna" by expelling gas through their sphincter. So let her know who I am and let her know I'll do it again. And if she is still upset I derailed her plans well, SHE CAN KISS MY A$$ IN MACY'S WINDOW!

"And to the CD snatcher--you are our hero! We will NEVER NEVER--even under torture or threat of torture give up your identity!"

Wow, Talk about Ohana! It's nice to know one has that many people behind you. But let it be stated here and now:

I AM THE CD SNATCHER!

And I'm damn proud of it! The story has already been told several times before in this thread. Let me just add that Ms. French rudely barreled into room 135, moved right up to the player and attempted to waylay our fun. After the cry of horror from those nearby I knew something needed to be done fast! My first impulse was to simply snatch the CD and toss it out the open door. I decided though, that it would be more fun to run amok in the parking lot pretending to throw it while bellowing "Whoop, whoop whoop" a la 3 Stooges.

I have to admit it still took all my will power to resist from tossing it - not from fear of breaking the CD but rather of implanting it in some Innocent's head or slicing through some cherished feature of the Tropics. The CD was soon returned to her unharmed. Luckily, the incident had the desired effect of MAKING HER LEAVE.

The fact that Ms. French did not know "of the special cachet that 135 has" is immaterial. Her mission that night was simply to commandeer other peoples fun and make herself the center of attention. If that's her desire next year she should invest thousands of dollars in booze, get a room at the Tropics and host a party herself. I'm sure she wouldn't want someone to force their way in and play a rousing rendition of "Okole Maluna" by expelling gas through their sphincter.

So let her know who I am and let her know I'll do it again. And if she is still upset I derailed her plans well, SHE CAN KISS MY A$$ IN MACY'S WINDOW!

Post #90616 by Atomic Cocktail on Tue, May 11, 2004 11:09 AM