Post #96528 by Tiki King on Tue, Jun 15, 2004 4:14 PM

I actually broke the record at my provider. 14,991 (fourteen THOUSAND nine hundred ninty-one )spam emails recived in one day. My mail box was so large it could not be opened, I had to call my provider and have them delete it. now it goes through a super rigid set of multiple filters, and I am back down to a managable couple hundred a day. but I was keeping some of the better random titles. Here are a couple I liked...

"Is there money in your backyard spumoni?"

I didn't know there was spumoni in my backyard to begin with...

"dig in your sleep"

Because I just can't dig enough during my waking hours....

"use your noodle and get smart arm"

And I was using Macaroni...no wonder I have a stupid arm!

"Colon-Cleanse privately"

Aww, I wanted to do it publicly...

"you much have the smallest dctndquvsk"

Hey! my dctndquvsk is as big as anyones!

"was it you rebutting hobbyhorse?"

No, hobbyhorse and I generally agree...