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Calling all Monty Python fans...
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hewey
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02/22/2005
I invite everyone to share their monty python quotes! Why? Why not? What else could brighten up the day like laughing out loud at monty python quotes as everyone else in your office wonders what you were smoking in your lunch break? Which monty python fans hasn't got together with other fans and randomnly quoted bits from here and there (Often whilst the 'other half' rolls their eyes in despair). So in the spirit of sillyness and nonsense, here we go! I have a fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus! |
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stuff-o-rama
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02/22/2005
I fart in your general direction... you wiper of other people's bottoms... your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries... now leave before I taunt you a second time... |
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Johnny Dollar
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02/22/2005
i taunt you a third time! http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=2922&forum=1 http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=4916&forum=6 http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=11717&forum=13&vpost=123857 signed, his lordship leftenant ian bruce dollar, (mrs.), deceased |
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floratina
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02/22/2005
"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. |
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TikiGardener
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02/23/2005
You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going "squawk, squawk, squawk..." And then you can go "Neurhhh! Neurhhh!" and then you can roll around on the floor going "pting pting pting"... |
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Gigantalope
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02/23/2005
And now an interview with Anne Elke...An Elk? Ahhhhh |
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Mai Tai
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02/23/2005
*"What do you mean, and English sparrow, or an African sparrow?" "One must know these things, being King and all."* |
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Tangaroa
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02/23/2005
STRANGE WOMAN: |
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TikiGardener
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02/23/2005
OOH I forgot... Sir Bediviere to king Arthur... [ Edited by: tikigardener on 2005-02-23 09:04 ] |
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tikijackalope
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02/23/2005
"she's got huge...tracts of land" |
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Trader Woody
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02/23/2005
"Lemon curry?" Trader Woody |
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ZebraTiki
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02/24/2005
"They stamp them when they're small." |
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limptiki
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02/25/2005
Cuidado Llamas |
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freddiefreelance
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02/25/2005
"Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please." |
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MonkeyBoy
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02/25/2005
wik |
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Unga Bunga
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02/25/2005
South Park Tribute To Monty Python |
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aikiman44
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02/26/2005
He's not dead, he's..pensive. |
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aikiman44
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02/26/2005
He's not dead, he's..pensive. |
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hewey
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02/27/2005
He's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy! |
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hewey
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02/27/2005
You are all different! Yes - we are all different! You are all individuals! Yes - we are all individuals! |
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Tiki-bot
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02/27/2005
What's so special about the cheese-makers? |
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aikiman44
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02/28/2005
He's not dead, he's..pensive. |
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Johnny Dollar
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02/28/2005
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Johnny Dollar
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03/01/2005
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hewey
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03/02/2005
Spank me! Spank me very roughly! And after the spanking, the oral sex! |
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Beatnikine
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03/03/2005
"Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery! .... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. .... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!" |
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Hau 'oli Tiki
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03/05/2005
"Yes, we must leave now. We, ah...have a train to catch!" "Yes, and I'm having a rather heavy period! I wouldn't want to bleed all over the seats!" |
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Mr. NoNaMe
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03/06/2008
"oh, I am sorry. Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour." "Oh, oh just the five minute one." and "I could be agruing in my spare time." |
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Son-of-Kelbo
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03/06/2008
"That's not an argument, it's a contradiction!" "No it's not." and, "It's eight o'clock, and time for the penquin on your television set to explode." [ Edited by: Son-of-Kelbo 2008-03-06 09:04 ] |
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leisure master
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03/06/2008
Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK..... "Who's that then?" [ Edited by: leisure master 2008-03-06 10:57 ] |
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leisure master
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03/06/2008
...it hasn't got much spam in it. |
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Bohemiann
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03/07/2008
Ni! |
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VampiressRN
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03/07/2008
One of my favorites... 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there? |
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leisure master
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03/07/2008
g'day Bruce! |
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HelloTiki
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03/07/2008
(he's not dead) |
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leisure master
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03/07/2008
...may we have your liver? |
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Shipwreckjoey
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03/08/2008
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" |
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sushiman
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03/08/2008
Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me! |
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VampiressRN
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03/08/2008
"It's just a flesh wound." |
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leisure master
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03/08/2008
"What's he do, nibble your bum?" |
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Tai Won On
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03/20/2008
"Woke up this morning with one sock too many". Damned mosquitos |
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