Tiki Central / Collecting Tiki
Kohalacharms and Swanky
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 2:39 PM
OK so the uber-collectors want their own place to share "confidential" info about, let's face it folks, cheap and tacky old ceramics without having to deal with poor people who would rather spend their last dollar on things like rent and food. Great. Let 'em. Like Alnshely said, TC is about more than the material goods. It's about sharing, learning, the social aspects, the good feelings, the aloha (yeah there's that word again...) P.S. If this sounds hypocritical as a purveyor of "tacky tiki" merchandise, I wish I didn't have to deal with things like a mortgage and medical bills, I'd truly rather give everything I make away to people who would appreciate it. Filthy lucre, blecch. [ Edited by: purple jade on 2005-03-06 14:57 ] |
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 2:43 PM
If anyone has ever thought of my message board being something secretive, then I feel impressed. Just for the record (so in the future no fingers get pointed my way... or vecinity), my board is low-brow. Just like my art. Everyone is welcome to my board and anything can be talked about there... except politics and religion. But that is my one cent. My other cent, is about what has been going on. Oh hell I don't care.
My Tiki Lounge http://unklejohn.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi [ Edited by: Unkle John on 2005-03-06 14:51 ] |
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 3:31 PM
This made me think of an old thread that was very clever. It had a type of score card regarding if you are "too tiki." It was a long list of things and you went down the list and tallied how many of them applied to you. I tried to find it in Search but no luck. I want to see how I've progressed/regressed over the past year. Anybody have a link? |
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 3:40 PM
TIKI QUIZ! Get out a pencil and paper and keep a tally of how many times you answer NO. Add up how many times you answer NO and see how you rate!
40 to 65 No answers- “TIKI NEWBIE” 30-39 No answers- “Casual Tiki” 16-29 No Answers- “Tiki God” 1-15 No Answers- “Tiki Freak” Sooo, How'd you do? http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=6234&forum=1 [ Edited by: DawnTiki on 2005-03-06 15:41 ] |
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Kono
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 3:53 PM
That's it, thanks DawnTiki! 22 "No"s. Yikes, I was Tiki Casual when I took it a year and a half back. It's an insidious disease. :) |
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Trader Tiki
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 4:08 PM
Apparently, I'm a TIKI GOD with 21 No's. That number is being reduced this year too. My two cents on the issue: Everyone please give me two cents, as I somehow lost a bunch of money and gained a shitload of Munktiki mugs. Somewhere in Monterey, Paul and Stuckie are able to pay for food, because I'm insane. |
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 5:03 PM
29, wow didn't think I was that bad. Damn! I'm ALSO a large donater to the Munktiki retirement fund......and damn proud of it! |
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 6:01 PM
Aloha. |
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 6:44 PM
A Bump for BigBro's post. I'll bump it again when this discussion goes on to another page... |
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RevBambooBen
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 7:01 PM
I got my potato cannon to shoot 75 yards today. |
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joefla70
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 7:07 PM
Impressive! Is that a record? Have you ever tried shooting a rutabaga with it? Any pictures of the canon? |
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Tiki-bot
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Sun, Mar 6, 2005 7:27 PM
Sorry, but those pics are only for us here at "Elite Potato Cannon Builders" and not for everyone. |
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Mon, Mar 7, 2005 10:19 AM
hmmm, did someone mention pie? |
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Tangaroa
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Mon, Mar 7, 2005 1:00 PM
Wow - just stumbled on this thread this morning! Not sure why folks would rather not share, or keep it to an exclusive group..... Here's a good example of us sharing some interesting items right here on Tiki Central: http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=13508&forum=1&10 Why wouldn't people want to share with this group? For the most part, everyone here is pretty friendly.... |
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Mon, Mar 7, 2005 3:14 PM
Tiki-bot THAT WAS CLASSIC! |
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Traderpup
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Mon, Mar 7, 2005 3:42 PM
I'm going to just grind up all my Tiki mugs into dust, make into cakes, and pass 'em out at Oasis |
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Kailuageoff
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 9:00 AM
I got this e-mail and I'm going to post it without comment so others can judge for themselves... FROM PAUL MABUZA PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ATTN: DIRECTOR/CEO I am PAUL MABUZA (FCAA), the chief accountant of African Development bank (ADB). After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to Meanwhile, I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with I need a truthful and God fearing person in this business because I don;t want Yours sincerely, PAUL MABUZA. |
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Hakalugi
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 9:14 AM
Kailuageoff, you have betrayed a trust given to you. That email clearly stated PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL and you did just the opposite. It's very disappointing. It's also very wrong. |
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Island Savage
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 9:19 AM
Why wasn't I on that list?? |
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Feelin Zombified
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 9:20 AM
Indeed, Mr. Paul Mabuza clearly had YOUR best interest in mind when he sent you that private email. Don't be so selfish. Sheesh! -Z |
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Island Savage
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 9:21 AM
Fine. I'm coming up with my own list. |
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 10:16 AM
Funnily enough I got this e-mail and I'm going to post it without comment so others can judge for themselves... PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ATTN: DIRECTOR/CEO Dear Mr Cheeky, I am , the Cataloguer of a Large Tiki collection (LTC). After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not I am only contacting you as a foreigner because these tikis cannot be approved to Meanwhile, I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with I need a truthful and God fearing person in this business because I don;t want Yours sincerely, [ Edited by: cheekytiki on 2005-03-08 10:17 ] |
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 10:30 AM
A Bump for BigBro's post. |
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Kailuageoff
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 10:44 AM
Okay, call my silly if you want to... but smile when you say it. I couldn't resist the comparison to Mr. Mabuza's little missive. |
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Tiki-bot
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 10:56 AM
When you fly to a African country to retrieve $36 million that's not yours, it benefits us all. |
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 12:03 PM
COBRALHOFA The crow flies on Tuesday. Bosco! etindim |
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Trader Tiki
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 3:29 PM
PRINCE BUTU GIVES YOU KISS, ONE MILLION DOLLAR, MAYBE FISHWHISTLE. |
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ZebraTiki
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 4:41 PM
What kind of pie is it? ... or is that secret too? Dang, I think I just broke the first rule of the Secret Pie Club. |
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Tue, Mar 8, 2005 9:14 PM
you didn't get the next secret message from them. You will need to get black nikes with white stripes and white jogging outfits. We've set up a house in vegas where we all can live. Once there we will wait for the rocket ship to come when the comet arrives. Until then keep collecting mugs. The mugs will serve as the rocket fuel that will get us to the planet mars. From there we are just a wee small bit from uranus. |
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 10:57 AM
As promised, updated pics of my collection. Check out my old post. |
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 11:10 AM
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aquaorama
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 11:39 AM
I am once again in AWE of Atomicchick and her collection!! I've got quite a few Munktikis myself, but from now on I will call my shelf "Atomicchick Lite". ( I think the Fez wearing Cat is the best!!) |
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 2:21 PM
Copy that. Red team go! the fat man walks alone goochspackle |
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112502
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 4:39 PM
Yeah ... grabs crotch, shakes it The clubhouse, of course, is so entirely secret that it had a webcam for more a year. snicker
It's ... "E A T M O R E C H I C K I N! M O O"
[ Edited by: 112502 on 2005-03-10 10:48 ] [ Edited by: 112502 on 2005-03-10 10:49 ] |
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fatuhiva
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 6:19 PM
hey- just found out about this fight/thread! I'm actually suprised to see myself on the list, as I figured nobody would remember me on here, as I havent been on much lately. re: the issue, I don't see why some people can't make a private forum if they wanted to. Its not like these people "owe" it to others on TC to have everything they say, do and buy be 100% public, including private photos of their own collections. For the record, I never actually got the email above.. but its clear from reading it that the "list" was a starting point, not a "who's who of collections" and the intention was just to get back to the core subject of tiki-collecting w/o having such a big unrelated crowd involved and making posts on the threads. TC has gotten pretty big, and can get off the specific subject of mug collecting that some people are soley interested in. TC is its own thing, and these guys were simply trying to start their own thing. The reason feathers have been ruffled is because Tikihula apparently thought it was a good idea to backstab the guys who offered him a part in it. A pretty tacky move, apparently purely motivated by wanting to start a fight, but oh well. I mean, why not just reply and say "not interested" or "I think its a little exclusive"? Like it or not, there ARE varying levels of people's collections. There are those that were around in the early days and amassed a big one then, and there are those that paid through the nose for it later, and there are many who have a smaller collection of nice pieces, as well as those who collect mostly new stuff or don't really collect seriously at all. (and there's nothing inherently better or wrong about any of them.) ..and there are those that somehow feel they are entitled to see every mug in everyone's collection, simply because they are owed some kind of "Tiki Aloha" free entertainment/mug education because they have a Jimmy Buffet record and a Tommy Bahama shirt, and that makes them part of a brotherhood. There is simply nothing wrong with people with same-level collections getting together and swapping info/photos. In fact, i wish i had gotten the email, because it seems like a good idea to me- SIGN ME UP! Perhaps TikiHula was just irked these collectors were going to swap photos in private rather than lining up to fill his site's gallery with pictures of their VERY hard-earned trophies just so the next time one came up on Ebay they could get sniped by said Tommy Bahama guy who didn't even know that piece existed a week ago. "Tiki" has taken on many forms of the years. To some it is "polynesian style" drinking and partying, to others its exotica music and a dimly lit bar, to yet others its Jimmy Buffet, a parrot shirt and a plastic cup full of rum. ..and to some, it is, at least in part, the serious collecton of tiki artifacts. Everyone's got their own trip, and that's fine. But there's no reason to flip out because a few likeminded individuals wanted a private forum. Heck, if a group of TC drinking buddies made a private page to post to each other which local bar's toilet they'd all be ralphing in that weekend nobody would care, so why is mug collecting as the forum's subject any different? I'll tell you why: because there are people who want to see these mugs, and be handfed all the known information about them, although they played no part in their acquisition, funding for said acquisition, or research leading to their discovery. They paid no book cover price for the experience, no trades were made, no palms were greased. They just want it forked over, in full color, high resolution, and neatly categorized, simply because they are a TC forum member, and they've got the Aloha coming, buddy. That's all well and good. People are aware of that situation and most post their pictures and information publicly anyway and have a good time with it. But they don't owe it to anybody, and if/when they come up with the idea of having their own collecting and information circle, that's their right too- and they certainly don't need to be vibed from the people who were enjoying their prior public postings for doing so. How you feel about a private forum is one's own opinion, there's gonna be a million shades of grey there. But posting the information that you were requested to keep private, and thus trying to single out people and publicly make them look bad for something they have every right to do is simply lame. I mean, where's the Aloooha in that brooo? They have every right to start their own group if they so desire. You sir, had no right to betray a man's trust. [ Edited by: fatuhiva on 2005-03-09 18:24 ] |
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Kono
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 7:13 PM
fatuhiva, maybe you could ask Hula why he posted the email. Maybe he has a reason. My only gripe with the forum is that kohalacharms has invited TCers who do not have massive collections but have extensive knowledge to be members of his forum, yet they are required not to speak of things they learn on said forum. That is both bizarre and selfish. I think that undermines THIS forum and what it is all about. Kohala has taken knowledge from TC, as we all have, but he has given NOTHING back, and now he wants to up the ante. This is not about tiki or the "spirit of aloha," this is about greed and amassing a huge collection. This is just another tool for an (I'm learning) infamous ebay collector who has other "darker shades of gray" tools in his belt. Why would you ask non-high roller tiki experts to be members and not divulge anything discussed on the forums to outsiders? Give me a good reason. I don't care that you have mugs I don't have. I do care when someone is trying to recruit expert tiki lovers into actively keeping information secret from me and others who just want to learn more. That is my only gripe! What is the purpose of the secrecy? fatuhiva, Have you been ridiculed and made to feel traumatized here on TC because of your collection? Why the frick should Sven have to watch what he says here on TC about tiki because he may give up something he learned on the secret forum? Folks want to have a secret club and play like Donald Trump and Imelda Marcos I don't care. I don't blame you at all. Just don't recruit valuable contributing TC members and tell them what they learn about tiki on the secret forum (which will be less than they teach) cannot be shared with the TC ohana. That's just parasitic and manipulative. Hell, maybe you guys will figure it out on your own eventually. |
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 8:03 PM
Hard earned shmard earned. Pure plain and simple, TC will be around for much longer that the Mug Cabal. And will be light years ahead in its database of tiki knowledge. I propose that at least one person on "the list" be a mole. Save info exchanged amongst the cabal. Then after some time, just reveal the info. What are they gonna do, Kill you? Honestly go have your secret club. It matters not one jot, not one tittle, to me. |
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 8:17 PM
Kono, |
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Kono
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 8:27 PM
Exactly. How hard is it to type? And then click "Enter Bid." It's a hard knock life. |
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fatuhiva
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 9:47 PM
"Hard earned shmard earned. " Exactly. How hard is it to type? And then click "Enter Bid." It's a hard knock life. The kind of stuff I'm talking about was "earned" way before the Ebay days.. that is the kind of comment that a serious collector wouldn't make.. because they know just what goes into building an in depth collection. It goes well beyond Ebay. It's about knowing what to look for, and where to find it. Sometimes it shows up on Ebay, and if so, then its easy, albeit often expensive. But Ebay is no magic lamp. That being said, I'll give my left nut for that Tiki Gardens Owl dude! |
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Wed, Mar 9, 2005 11:45 PM
I'll keep that left nut promise for a left nut rainy day! Oh, am I considered a serious collector? And who is the determining body of tiki collector seriocity? Seriocity! I like new word making up stuff.... Or am I a documentarian? Oh I'm so cornfused. [ Edited by: TIKIGARDENER on 2005-03-09 23:52 ] |
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Kono
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Thu, Mar 10, 2005 8:49 AM
fatu, I said that because in a different thread it was said that his collection is primarily off of ebay. Last time I checked, he won about 80 auctions over the previous 30 days. Swanky, if what you say is true (I'm not suggesting that you are not telling the truth, I just doubt that you are the originator of the idea and know the full implications of the intentions behind it), then I have no problem with your private group. Secrecy makes people suspicious and often for good reason. A great deal of this wailing and gnashing of teeth would've likely been avoided if kc had ever introduced himself to TC and told us a little about himself. I gotta run, I'm taking minutes at a meeting of a bunch of Japanese investors who plan on trying to exploit a legal loophole allowing them to purchase Diamond Head Park and turn it into a giant members only wave pool. Oops! Uh, forget about what I just said. :wink: |
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Thu, Mar 10, 2005 9:00 AM
Hey Kono- The Coast Guard owns the Lighthouse at Diamond Head, so here's what I'll do... I'm going to kick out the Admiral who lives there ( I'll tell I need to paint it ) and we can hold secret moonlight pie rituals there. Are ya game? [ Edited by: aquaorama on 2005-03-10 09:01 ] |
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Thu, Mar 10, 2005 11:35 AM
OK kids, let's put this to rest, it is getting to the point of arguing for the argument's sake now. One last thing: Some of the posts seem to be written with the assumption that this group already exists and the names on the list are members. I am not so sure. I for one had not yet replied to the invite, because my e-mail is seriously backed up and I had not gotten to it. And it is for that very reason that I would not have participated, because I spent too much time of the day on line already. This is no value judgement, just pragmatic fact. I had other invites, for other side forums, but I simply cannot spend any more time on this than I already am. TC is enough for me. And concerning Kohalacharms, I have no quarrel with the man. I just think it is too bad that he was made to feel unwelcome on TC. And think about it, there are over 2000 members here on the Forum that just lurk, and do not post either, does anybody worry about all the knowledge they are withholding? |
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Thu, Mar 10, 2005 11:45 AM
I completely agree with you. I think we should lock this post and try to bring back the love and Aloha! :wink: |
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Thu, Mar 10, 2005 11:50 AM
This photo is not meant to make you sick! We are the world, we are the Tiki..... Thats Kono and Swanky in the upper right corner!! [ Edited by: aquaorama on 2005-03-10 11:51 ] |
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Thu, Mar 10, 2005 11:54 AM
spoken very quietly and with a lisp "the password is vagina" |