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Hire BOng! Ask me How!
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Tiki_Bong
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04/16/2005
Hey, Since the school year is over, I don't got no job tutoring the youngin's. As such, I'm looking for a real cool job (besides, Mdm Bong is getting annoyed at my complaints of small waves). If you're interested in hiring - Bong - let me know. Here are my specifications for your generous offer to provide me employment at a really high cost to you:
Please BM me for your generous offer. |
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Shipwreckjoey
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04/16/2005
What in the hell are you talkin' about?You're the steel player for the Smokin' Menehunes. If you're bored and lookin' for somethin' to do, sit your ass down at that steel and get busy! |
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Doctor Z
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04/16/2005
I need a substitute teacher May 5, 6 and 9 while I'm at Oasis - interested? (I mean, you're not going to Oasis, are you?) |
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Satan's Sin
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04/16/2005
Maybe you should think of a position with the government. |
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Tiki_Bong
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04/16/2005
Funny you should say that. Before quitting/walking off my job to return to school, I was a municipal finance manager for 11 years. I always enjoyed the saying that government work was for people that failed in the private sector... |
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purple jade
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04/16/2005
The answer seems quite obvious to me...you must start your own cult, and convince the benighted to allow you to free them from the tyranny of their material possessions. I, of course, will be number one acolyte, already having a complete Bong altar set up. |
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Tiki-bot
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04/16/2005
Nah, you can see from his requirements that's Bong's practically a workaholic compared to gub'ment workers. |
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Tiki_Bong
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04/16/2005
Hey PJ, You haven't been sticking pins in it have you? I've got a messed up shoulder happening now. |
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