How much is TOO much to drink?

Because I..............................just.........................think.............fghhhrrrrrrrrrrr............

[ Edited by: SwampCreature on 2005-06-22 00:53 ]

The amount I drank last night

...........but you're my friend right........cause I......you.................know I'm in............shhhiiiiiiiiii............

Seriously, though, does anyone know the Biafra/Lamprey connection??(I really have had too much too drink, though. Really, I have.I really, really did.)

Really?? Is that right?? Really?? It looks strange. Is that how to spell really?? Is that even a word? REALLY? REALY? It doesn't seem right.

[ Edited by: SwampCreature on 2005-06-22 01:13 ]

On 2005-06-22 01:10, SwampCreature wrote:
Seriously, though, does anyone know the Biafra/Lamprey connection??

That would be when Jello Biafra got together with the members of Ministry, and formed the band "LARD". Behold their first album cover:

But I always thought it was a leech, not a lamprey. :-?

If you are drinking 4 out of 7 days a week, it's time to start monitoring your boozing a little more closely as in...try to cut down.

when you go to a parking meter, and all there are is beer caps...that's too much.

When your house mates leave your phone messages on the asprin bottle, thats too much.

When everywhere you go you wonder how you can get a ride home, that's too much.

when you go thru your pockets in the morning trying to cobble together the nights events...(Jack-in-the-box aco wrappers, match books, phone numbers none of which ring a bell...that's a bit too much.

When you walk in to a store and go to the cooler section before you look at your list...

When the only serious home preparation you do is making sure there's a big picher of water next to your bed every night...that's too much.

when you disclose all of your vile habits and find yourself typing them away...that's too much.

Ahhhhhhh, when you don't remeber that you flashed your closest friend
Last call for alcohol.......

Drinking impairs reasoning, so it all goes down the toilet when drunk.

"Judge, I can't be held accountable for my drunk driving. I was drunk when I chose to drive. My reasoning was impaired!"

On 2005-06-22 06:35, donhonyc wrote:
If you are drinking 4 out of 7 days a week, it's time to start monitoring your boozing a little more closely as in...try to cut down.

Donhonyc's post raises another issue. Did you mean how much (quantity) is too much to drink (at one time)... or how much (often) is too much to drink. I figured that you meant quantity, not frequency.

I once saw someone puke blood after drinking straight from a vodka bottle. So, I would say that when you reach the point of puking up your own blood, you have definitely consumed too much alcohol.

Depends whether you are Humu or Pablus-sized. :)
No offense - love you both!

I once saw a co-worker drink so much at a wrap party that the vessels in his eyes burst and filled his eyeballs completely with blood. I'd use that as a "too much" indicator.

Oh, and another coworker passed out at a company Halloween party and stopped breathing and had to be resuscitated by paramedics on the way to the hospital.

Must be something about the games industry that drives people to drink....heavily!

Tiki-bot
"one quite quixotic dog"

[ Edited by: Tiki-bot on 2005-06-22 10:40 ]

Tiki-Bot,

Those stories are horrific! Glad I have a nice, sane job at the local abattoir.

Doctor Z has an actual breathalizer at his house. None of us are allowed to drive home after casino nights unless we can blow a .08 or less.

Sabu

If you can go out drinking at night and then play pro baseball the next day with a hangover (i.e. Mickey Mantle), then you're not drinking too much.

I once witnessed a female supervisor hit on and non-stop grope an openly, 100% gay (male) co-worker. He was not too thrilled. I'd say that was too much to drink.

That same supervisor was at a client's boat with the same co-worker working on a project in 105 degree weather, drinking Long Island Iced Teas all afternoon without eating. After the project was done, they stumbled into the yacht club for some food before driving home. Instead, she ordered another round or two, and then became lost for 3 or 4 hours... The co-worker called a fellow employee for help (as he had no car of his own) they eventually found the boss passed out in the womens restroom... she had been leaning against the bowl for hours. What had started out as a 2 hour job at noon, ended at 3am.

:drink:

-Z

[ Edited by: Feelin' Zombified on 2005-06-22 11:15 ]

On 2005-06-22 10:36, Tiki-bot wrote:
Depends whether you are Humu or Pablus-sized.

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Tiki-bot

And yet, strangely enough, Humu can drink prodigious amounts of sauce. According to the booze/weight chart I just got in the mail with my renewed license (amusing ancient weight still intact! yes!), Humu can only have one tablespoon of beer per hour and legally drive.

And yet, I have seen her come to the Grotto, suck down a fifth of rum, then crack me upside the head with the empty bottle and walk over my unconcious body for a another fifth before she goes driving off into the night firing a .45 into the air and cackling like a madman.

Or, wait...was that Pablus?

I get hit in the head a lot.

burp.

I don't drink.

But I heard tell of a guy once who could down amazing amounts and still keep right on trucking - no hangovers or anything.

Yeahhhh.... there was this guy.......

Humuhumu is pretty amazing. She really knows how to level off well and keep a consistent buzz going.

And certainly, El Bot-o - no offense taken. I built this mortal coil on a foundation of alcohol and a desk job.

This much?

06.21.05 - While patrolling the Plaza, an officer watched a man leave a local tavern at 1:40 a.m. Sunday, June 19, and head down the alleyway next to the building. The officer contacted the man after he saw him stop and urinate on a wall.

The man was cited for violating a city ordinance that forbids public urination. The man was released to the custody of a friend as a precaution because the officer determined that the man was mildly intoxicated.
The same officer again spotted the man at 3:50 a.m. the same morning.

He was standing shirtless in the back yard of a business in the 500 block of First Street West. The man was reportedly yelling "Let me in, let me in" at a window.
The officer determined that the man was heavily intoxicated at this point and "was arguing with his reflection in the window."

The man was arrested on suspicion of public intoxication and taken to county jail.

On 2005-06-22 11:14, Feelin' Zombified wrote:
I once witnessed a female supervisor hit on and non-stop grope an openly, 100% gay (male) co-worker. He was not too thrilled. I'd say that was too much to drink.

I have fantasies about being groped by drunk lesbians.....I usually have these fantasies when I'm drinking heavily.....

how about, if I were drinking, and then I decided that climbing up into the kiddie treehouse/slide was a good idea, then took pictures of myself urinating next to it, then showed those pictures to someone else's wife....would that be too much?

Not that I ever did anything stupid like that........

Glenn - Nice!

On 2005-06-22 11:02, cynfulcynner wrote:

If you can go out drinking at night and then play pro baseball the next day with a hangover (i.e. Mickey Mantle), then you're not drinking too much.

I think Mickey Mantle's liver would disagree... that is, if Mickey hadn't killed it with alcohol!

On 2005-06-23 11:21, joefla70 wrote:

On 2005-06-22 11:02, cynfulcynner wrote:

If you can go out drinking at night and then play pro baseball the next day with a hangover (i.e. Mickey Mantle), then you're not drinking too much.

I think Mickey Mantle's liver would disagree... that is, if Mickey hadn't killed it with alcohol!

That was kind of a bad example, wasn't it? :oops:

I think this is too much

On 2005-06-22 10:52, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:

Doctor Z has an actual breathalizer at his house.

I'll huff...and I'll puff...and I'll blow your breathalizer to smithereens. Who's up for a nite-cap?

I hate drinking too much cause it makes my clothes fall off.

On 2005-06-23 14:26, rodeotiki wrote:
I think this is too much

Hey, that reminds me off a great highschool joke.

A woman goes into a bar and asks the barkeep for a Miller Genuine Draft. She drinks it, and 8 more. Stumbles over to the pool table and passes out cold.

All 15 men in the bar have their way with her . She eventually comes to and stumbles out of the bar.

The next night, she returns. Goes up to the barkeep and asks for a Miller Genuine Draft. She drinks it and 8 more. Stumbles over to the pool table and passes out cold.

All 15 men in the bar have their way with her . She eventually comes to and stumbles out of the bar.

This Miller Genuine Draft incident goes on for the next week.

Then one night she comes in, walks up to the barkeep, and before she says anything, the barkeep says "I know, you want a Miller Genuine Draft, right?". To which she replies "No that beer makes my pu&*y hurt"

(I said it was a highschool joke didn't I)

????? wtf???????

Gee, I hope my wife doesn't find out or she'll want some too.

How about pissing yourself??? Is that too much?? Of course, I've never done that, but I do have a friend who has.

On 2005-06-23 14:26, rodeotiki wrote:
I think this is too much

I quess the answer to the question posed by this tread is matter of perspective. From my (a male) presective, an amount of alcohol that will make a female remove her clothing is the perfect amount of alcohol. In this case, since the female is still wearing her panties, she obviously did not drink quite enough.

That picture makes me proud to be a fellow Canadian! (spot the Molsons products eh!)