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Bilge Grand Membership

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T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Sun, Jan 9, 2005 11:47 AM By now I'm sure you've noticed that ALL the COOL people post in the 'Bilge' forum. So what you may ask. So what you ask? Consider this: other 'Grand Memberships' cost $25 or more and offer you nothing but an exclusive forum to post in. But now, for a limited time only, Tiki_Bong Reproductions is proud to offer you an exclusive 'Grand Membership' in the Bilge forum for the lowest price yet $24.99. Listen to what you'll receive when your remittance is received at [email protected]: Personnalized derogatory messages aimed at increasing your self-esteem. Hydrogen atoms you can split at home for 'unlimited power'. Your name on the 'Bilge Wall of Honor' upon your death or dismemberment. 50% discount at participating Montgomery Ward stores. Quarterly Newsletter (if and when I get around to it). Bong's recipe for 'Texas Beef Skillet'. Bankruptcy advisory services. Free straw. Animal instinct. Sherpa guide service in the Hollywood Hills. Tire pressure consultation. Tips on avoiding personal responsibility. Jewelry-grade limestone. Additional memory space. Additional mammory space. List of Maslow's Hierarchy of Preferences. Note - items depend on availability. Just listen to these testimonials: "yeah, it's great" Mr. Tiki Bong "I'd order today" Mr. Tiki Bong "This is the best Grand Membership" Mr Tiki Bong "30 weight" Mr. Tiki Bong (man, all this rain is making me extremely bored)
A aquaorama Tiki Socialite Tropical Bixby Knolls LBC Joined: Jan 11, 2003 Posts: 621	A aquaorama Posted posted on Sun, Jan 9, 2005 12:51 PM Would I be able to get "Divorce" advisory services instead of "Bankruptcy" or would that cost extra?
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Sun, Jan 9, 2005 1:55 PM I think we are going to have to change the name to the "Bong Bilge Forum".
H hiltiki Tiki Socialite Hollywood, calif. Joined: Jun 10, 2004 Posts: 4256	H hiltiki Posted posted on Sun, Jan 9, 2005 2:55 PM Bilge away Bong, we are all bored from the rain and stuck at home. And to be quiet frank we have nothing else to do than read your posts.
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Sun, Jan 9, 2005 3:22 PM On 2005-01-09 12:51, aquaorama wrote: Would I be able to get "Divorce" advisory services instead of "Bankruptcy" or would that cost extra? I think those are 1 in the same.
TSW The Sperm Whale Tiki Socialite Lakewood California Joined: Aug 23, 2004 Posts: 1553	TSW The Sperm Whale Posted posted on Sun, Jan 9, 2005 9:35 PM Sweet, where and how does a guy like me sign up for a chance of a life time offer like this. For $24.99 there's got to be a catch. Maybe I am just falling victem to BONG'S subliminal advertising. No wait Bong is my friend everybody likes Bong!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Mon, Jan 10, 2005 7:40 AM i want to buy an official Tiki_Bong Bilge Grand Membership t-shirt...
M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Mon, Jan 10, 2005 1:00 PM Bong you are truly the master of self promotion.
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Mon, Jan 10, 2005 2:20 PM You should call it the Bilge Rat Membership.
R RevBambooBen Tiki Socialite Huntikington Beach Joined: Nov 12, 2002 Posts: 7946	R RevBambooBen Posted posted on Mon, Jan 10, 2005 8:52 PM Arrrrr!!!
AC Atomic Cocktail Tiki Socialite Land O' The Next Big One-L.A. Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: 929	AC Atomic Cocktail Posted posted on Mon, Jan 10, 2005 9:18 PM I'm in. However, can I pay my fees in Yap Islands Stone Money? When is the "Bilge Cocktail" recipe contest.? Can I live in (or at, or near) your house?
TB Tiki Bird Tiki Socialite Cerritos, Ca. Joined: Sep 25, 2003 Posts: 850	TB Tiki Bird Posted posted on Tue, Jan 11, 2005 11:57 AM Will their be a Bilge Grand Membership pin as well?
DZ Doctor Z Tiki Socialite Jasper's Reef, Torrance, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2002 Posts: 1620	DZ Doctor Z Posted posted on Tue, Jan 11, 2005 1:27 PM What about a Bilge cookbook?
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Tue, Jan 11, 2005 1:55 PM bucket o' bilge?
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Tue, Jan 11, 2005 3:20 PM I'm in, but I'll be paying in Canadian dollars Muhahaha And I'd like a bilge bucket for my head thankyouverymuch
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Sun, Jan 16, 2005 2:44 AM I'm just waitin' for Hanford to gimme the "go code" and I'm in.
S suicide_sam Member LBC Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 670	S suicide_sam Posted posted on Fri, Jan 21, 2005 4:54 PM Bilge Grand Member Testimonials: I can't believe it's not butter!!! I stopped weighing myself but I know I'm losing weighty because my pants fit better! Vaginal herpes USED to get me down.
H Hakalugi Special Tiki Central Agent Redondo Beach, CA Joined: Aug 10, 2004 Posts: 3465	H Hakalugi Posted posted on Wed, Oct 19, 2005 11:38 PM Hey Bong, I want my money back!!!
A alohabros Member westernus Joined: Feb 04, 2004 Posts: 533	A alohabros Posted posted on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 10:35 AM On 2005-10-19 23:38, Hakalugi wrote: Hey Bong, I want my money back!!! ... tikigardener will be happy to get your money back for you...
R Riptide Tiki Socialite Garden Grove, CA Joined: Jan 12, 2005 Posts: 379	R Riptide Posted posted on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 11:13 AM I guess only "Bilge Grand Members" get to have negative number of posts next to their name. They're so lucky! All I have is a stupid little star. Bong used to have the most posts, then he became a Bilge Grand Member, now he has the lowest number of posts, -12 and counting. Keep up the good work brother.
H hiltiki Tiki Socialite Hollywood, calif. Joined: Jun 10, 2004 Posts: 4256	H hiltiki Posted posted on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 7:15 PM What does -12 mean anyway!
Z ZebraTiki Member Enchanted Bay Area, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2004 Posts: 530	Z ZebraTiki Posted posted on Fri, Oct 21, 2005 7:32 PM On 2005-10-20 19:15, hiltiki wrote: What does -12 mean anyway! Perhaps this is what happens when that Permanent Record catches up with you after being banned from TC? Or maybe he's offending people in absentia and it turns his old posts to negative numbers. You know how easily riled those Absentians are.
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Sat, Oct 22, 2005 12:21 AM The "Bilge Grand Members" are those of us who prefer to jaywalk instead of using the crosswalk. The scofflaws that fill up their glove boxes with parking tickets until the car gets impounded. The people that BREAK GLASS when there's no EMERGENCY. The "Renegades" from the movie Zardoz. Folks that may not consider themselves "blues fans" but do remember lyrics like: If the river wuz whiskey,I'd be a divin' duck I'd swim down to the bottom and drink my way back up I gotta tombstone hand and a graveyard mind I'm jus' twenty-two and I don't mind dyin' Rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log than be down here in Texas treated like a low-down dog You know who you are!
H Humuhumu Member San Francisco Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 3691	H Humuhumu Posted posted on Sat, Oct 22, 2005 1:41 AM Nah, Bilge Grand Membership is more for folks who would rather spend their time discussing "What's Your Favorite Color of Cheese?" than talking about tiki stuff.
H hanford_lemoore Tiki Socialite Tiki Central Joined: Mar 23, 2002 Posts: 1899	H hanford_lemoore Posted posted on Sat, Oct 22, 2005 1:44 AM Nacho orange.
K Kono Member Orlando Joined: Oct 08, 2003 Posts: 1266	K Kono Posted posted on Sat, Oct 22, 2005 9:56 AM On 2005-10-22 00:21, Shipwreckjoey wrote: The "Bilge Grand Members" are those of us who prefer to jaywalk instead of using the crosswalk. Don't jaywalk in St Petersburg!
B Benehune Member Joined: Mar 22, 2005 Posts: 248	B Benehune Posted posted on Sun, Oct 23, 2005 6:46 PM On 2005-10-22 01:41, Humuhumu wrote: Nah, Bilge Grand Membership is more for folks who would rather spend their time discussing "What's Your Favorite Color of Cheese?" than talking about tiki stuff. Or, are too lazy to get out and build their tiki bar. It is much more fun to play than work. I joined eight months ago to get help building my bar, and all I have done is made a few drunken posts and a few drunken friends. I like the color of the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese powdered cheese mix, before you add the water.
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Sun, Oct 23, 2005 8:25 PM I used to like smoked gouda, but when I tried smoking it myself I got a terrible headache, and now my burps taste like cheese.
TSW The Sperm Whale Tiki Socialite Lakewood California Joined: Aug 23, 2004 Posts: 1553	TSW The Sperm Whale Posted posted on Sun, Oct 23, 2005 9:13 PM On 2005-10-23 20:25, tikitortured wrote: I used to like smoked gouda, but when I tried smoking it myself I got a terrible headache, and now my burps taste like cheese. Dude- That is a great idea!!! I am going to have to try that A.S.A.P.. I don't understand how this isn't Tiki??? In fact I am going to try to Carve a Lono out of cheese and put in Creating Tiki(if I have time) :roll: !!! [ Edited by: The Sperm Whale 2005-10-23 21:28 ]
J JimTandem Tiki Socialite Ontario, Ca. Joined: Jan 02, 2005 Posts: 102	J JimTandem Posted posted on Mon, Oct 24, 2005 1:55 AM Hey, I spent 3 straight days in the bilges of the frigate I used to serve on cleaning oil and diesel film off the bulkheads for this big inspection we had. Does that qualify me for "bilge" grand membership? If so, sign me up!
RR Rob Roy Tiki Socialite Ventura, CA Joined: Dec 03, 2004 Posts: 371	RR Rob Roy Posted posted on Mon, Oct 24, 2005 9:44 AM On 2005-10-23 21:13, The Sperm Whale wrote: Dude- That is a great idea!!! I am going to have to try that A.S.A.P.. I don't understand how this isn't Tiki??? In fact I am going to try to Carve a Lono out of cheese and put in Creating Tiki(if I have time) :roll: !!! [ Edited by: The Sperm Whale 2005-10-23 21:28 ] Don't use the cheese itself. Buy the little Baby Bell cheese that is in red wax and mold a moai.
R Riptide Tiki Socialite Garden Grove, CA Joined: Jan 12, 2005 Posts: 379	R Riptide Posted posted on Mon, Oct 24, 2005 2:28 PM On 2005-10-23 21:13, The Sperm Whale wrote: [In fact I am going to try to Carve a Lono out of cheese and put in Creating Tiki(if I have time) :roll: !!! I think I just cut the cheese. Does that men I just created tiki?
MT Mai Tai Tiki Socialite Exotic Isle of Alameda Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 1438	MT Mai Tai Posted posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2005 11:10 AM On 2005-10-22 01:41, Humuhumu wrote: Nah, Bilge Grand Membership is more for folks who would rather spend their time discussing "What's Your Favorite Color of Cheese?" than talking about tiki stuff. Bleu!
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Thu, Oct 27, 2005 4:41 PM On 2005-10-24 01:55, JimTandem wrote: Hey, I spent 3 straight days in the bilges of the frigate I used to serve on cleaning oil and diesel film off the bulkheads for this big inspection we had. Does that qualify me for "bilge" grand membership? I just spent the last 3 days in the bilges of the USS Jarrett (FFG-33) inspecting sea-valves. I can relate. "The things I do for King and Country" - Bond...James Bond
J JimTandem Tiki Socialite Ontario, Ca. Joined: Jan 02, 2005 Posts: 102	J JimTandem Posted posted on Thu, Nov 3, 2005 2:57 PM SWJoey, I did my active duty on the USS Copeland(FFG-25) and reserve duty on the USS Duncan(FFG-10). I heard the Copeland was sold to the Egyptian Navy after they decommissioned her. Man that sucks if true. Anyway, I can vouch for your Bilge Grandmembership if you need a reference!

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