Um, test. Yeah, it's a test. Hi hiltiki :)

Who is that, Zaya or Hil? :wink:

I deleted it when it got moved from "test"

Sorry, back to Elvis. This ain't over till it's over.

hahaha buzzy man that last picture there...are those "hommies"? i have a bunch of those lil guys.

hahahaha, I have at least 15-20 hommies including 2 dogs one trash can and 2 Chevys! I have short people and big head ones bla bla bla, ok I am over it!

That's the best organized carving area I've ever seen.
And your dog knows it.

HOLY MOLY!! I guess we don't have to worry about a "rain delayed" chop chop. :D

Are you sure the dog isn't the carver?

The dog knows all.

Interesting

and scary at the same time.

They say you can't choose family.....hmmmm.

Mahalo

McTiki

Was that pic taken at the New York KFC?

:P

Buzzy, when is your Luau Party at your bachelor pad? Soon I hope......

Buzzy's sleepless nights at the farm:

It starts with the dove. They never shut up-all night long

They're kind of quiet, but every once in a while they get the stupid donkeys going

The donkeys startle the little rooster closest to them

Then he wakes up the other little rooster and they go back and forth for a while

If I'm lucky, the big guy only chimes in about 1 out of every 5 uprisings during the night

He's super mean. I'm not a cock lover, but...

I'm kind of envious of his lifestyle. In my next life I want to be the sex machine rooster. Check the guy girl ratio there.

There is usually a calm half hour between 430 and 5 in the morning. Unless a possum or whatever i hear gets all these hens going by walking on their roof

There are twenty chickens screaming at the top of their lungs when that happens.
The owl, suprisingly, is very quiet at night

I cannot wait to get back to the big city and get some peace and quiet.

Country Boy Buzzy Out!

Buzz, I am glad you are well and on a roll again. :)

Buzzy, have you made Sabu's Secret Chicken recipe? Might help your situation out there .

It sounds exactly like a 1950's childrens book;

The doves wake the donkeys,
The donkeys wake the hens,
The hens wake the rooster,
The rooster struts his stuff

The rooster wakes the farmer,
The farmer wakes his wife,
The wife wakes Buzzy,
Who tells her to shut the &%$#! up and where's that bottle of triple-strength Advil?

Where the heck are you Buzz Dog? A friggin petting zoo?

I was thinking about the birds keeping me up and I realize it is karma for my carefree youth:

Sabus recipe, eh? Hell, I'll eat anything, as long as it has meat on it.

I wish I could have pet mallards where I live...

I used to have three of these that were my pets when I was a kid. Two females and a male.
My second favorite duck is a Wood Duck. I think the only one I've ever seen was at the zoo. Can't remember if we have them around here.

[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2007-03-06 03:30 ]

Now that I'm on steroids, I'm going to go lift some weights and go into a 'roid rage and go down to PB and beat some meatheads ass in front of the longboard bar tonight. Then I'm going to get drunk and call the phone number carved on the tikis there at 3AM and shout to the person who answers, "Tikis are F^(%!# cool, Man!" Then I'll hang up and pee in someones yard. When I throw up a little later, I'll say it is food poisoning from the carne asada burrito I bought at Royreybertos.

My advice:Never take anything you care about to PB..

When I pose for my Weightgainers 2000 ad, I think I'll use this as my "before" picture.

The after picture will be billed as one of the new natural wonders of the world.

Check, Check...Is this thing still on? Buzzy Out!

[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2007-03-07 01:26 ]

Check out the shoes above. I think Buzz Dog is still wearing the same pair.

Hey Buzz, get a pair!

Buzzy I thought you were sick as a dog, or is it sick as a chicken????

Hiltiki:
I've been busy working on newest piece of Offensive Tiki Art. It's hard to follow up the offensiveness of the "Poly Pop Tiki God Trinket with Hitler Pendant," but I tried.

Let me unveil (a sneak preview of) my newest masterpiece:
Everyone else but Hiltiki look away now

"Moko Pooper" by Bay Park Buzzy -Mixed Media 2007

...because I'm sick of hearing s#!^ about

I know my critics will come down upon me harshly, claim I took the easy way out. Like shooting a fish in a barrel, they will say.
Nonsense! I will retort!
I'm just narrowing my focus, is all.
Taking aim. There is not one thing which will offend all.
This is me redefining the next wave of modern American poly pop art. Taking it to the next level.

Buzzy Out!

[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2007-03-16 14:42 ]

Hiltiki: Sent you a PM about a cute little fluffy bunny rabbit I saw running across the yard today.
It was the happiest of moments, and I just wanted to share it with you!
Buzzy

[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2007-03-16 15:12 ]

Buzzy that is not an authentic butu-pitu design, exactly what do you think you are doing?

[ Edited by: hiltiki 2007-03-16 23:14 ]